March 16, 2010

writer’s block, stabbiness, and my all time favorite word

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HI MOM

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1 Riley March 16, 2010 at 8:26 pm

Perfect. I love this one.

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2 jenniferalaine March 17, 2010 at 3:27 am

GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

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3 Ashalah March 17, 2010 at 3:29 am

Best post ever.

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4 Maggie March 17, 2010 at 3:30 am

girl you're crazy. and that's why I love you :)

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5 lk @ healthydelish March 17, 2010 at 3:31 am

hahahahahahahahahaha

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6 dcmjs March 17, 2010 at 3:32 am

159 times, impressive. Mom should be proud.

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7 nicoleisbetter March 17, 2010 at 3:33 am

You COUNTED?

Shit, *your* mom should be proud.

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8 dcmjs March 17, 2010 at 3:36 am

Yeah, and now I've said the damn word so many times it's lost all meaning.

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9 nicoleisbetter March 17, 2010 at 3:38 am

Same thing happened to me. I literally had to click over to my Twitter background to make sure it was spelled correctly.

TOO MUCH VAGINA.

Oh my god I TAKE THAT BACK.

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10 dcmjs March 17, 2010 at 4:03 am

Well, looking at the # of comments so far, I'd say there's never too much… and never enough.

11 Jeremy March 17, 2010 at 3:33 am

the three all caps vaginas in the third paragraph really sold it for me.

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12 nicoleisbetter March 17, 2010 at 3:35 am

Speaking of vagina, WHERE ARE MY GIRL SCOUT COOKIES?

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13 Riley March 17, 2010 at 6:04 pm

You've got 4 boxes in my freezer.

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14 CircuitBitch March 17, 2010 at 3:34 am

which chocolate did you use?

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15 Husband March 17, 2010 at 3:46 am

Oh, hey, we're out of milk. And surprisingly, NOT OUT OF TOILET PAPER.

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16 Husband Again March 17, 2010 at 3:47 am

Wait, that makes it sound like we go through toilet paper really fast. Which we do. But, ew, I don't like to discuss our bathroom habits.

Ew, it's like I can't stop.

Stop me.

HI MOM

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17 Stalker March 17, 2010 at 3:55 am

HI NICOLES MOM PLEASE STOP TEXTING HER AND USING "2" IN PLACE OF "TO"

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18 Norcross March 17, 2010 at 3:55 am

Usually this much vagina in one place involves a cover charge and a 2 drink minimum. (insert snare fill here)

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19 10CP March 17, 2010 at 3:56 am

Oh, hey, Nicole, you blog here, too? WHATTA SMALL WORLD.

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20 Vixations March 18, 2010 at 12:42 am

On a scale of 1 to 10CP… YOU ARE A 3,265.

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21 patty punker March 17, 2010 at 3:56 am

now you're my hero! i could read this over and over and over and over and over …

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22 Like His Mom March 17, 2010 at 4:00 am

No, this an actual TEST VAGINA.

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23 Allie March 17, 2010 at 4:00 am

I just love that this post already has 18 comments. I can't help but add to that :)

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24 Amy --- Just A Titch March 17, 2010 at 4:16 am

I love that Jamie has taken to calling herself Husband.

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25 O.G. March 17, 2010 at 4:29 am

Nothing fishy about this at all, it was easiest post I have had to read all day. Some of the others got pretty hair but this one was nice and clean, and not too deep.

BTW… I'm proud of you for capitalizing the first vagina in every sentence.

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26 Kirsten March 17, 2010 at 4:55 am

Vagina vagina vagina? Vagina vagina *vagina* vagina vagina.

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27 Uriah March 16, 2010 at 10:35 pm

I haven’t seen that much vagina without any penis since my first pride festival.

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28 S.Miles March 17, 2010 at 5:39 am

Sounds like my Friday night.

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29 Jason March 17, 2010 at 6:27 am

Do you have a banana in a cup? Yes? Hi.

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30 Want Cookies March 17, 2010 at 6:32 am

Remember when I was all, "BUT YOU SAID NO!" and you almost peed your pants?

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31 Andrea March 17, 2010 at 5:09 pm

Yepyepyepyepyep.

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32 Gross March 17, 2010 at 6:32 am

Wait, remember when you threw up in your mouth, swallowed it and then bought a pack of Twizzlers?

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33 Probably Disgusting March 17, 2010 at 6:33 am

Remember when I left a bunch of comments on this blog post and lots of people read through them and probably thought we are both disgusting and awesome at the same time?

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34 Josef March 19, 2010 at 12:10 pm

The more I read comments from you, the more I think you ARE awesome. Maybe almost as awesome as Nicole….shh…don't tell Nicole….I did say almost….

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35 Compound March 17, 2010 at 6:34 am

*eye squint*

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36 Jenni March 17, 2010 at 10:04 am

HAHHAHAHHAHHAHA! Oh my.
So I was just scrolling though my google reading this morning and stumbled on this post and started cracking up. It said nothing else but Vagina. HILARIOUS! Hope you're mom enjoyed :)

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37 Jenni March 17, 2010 at 10:05 am

Totally just realized I said you're mom instead of your mom. Woops. I guess that is what you get when I read blogs and post comments at 6a. Damn.

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38 Liz OT March 17, 2010 at 10:47 am

Yusssssss

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39 Melissa March 17, 2010 at 1:08 pm

Um, maybe the best blog post EVER?!?!

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40 MODG March 17, 2010 at 1:19 pm

DID YOU KNOW that vaginas (plural) is not spell check approved on blogger?!
i knowwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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41 nicoleisbetter March 17, 2010 at 4:08 pm

Or ANYWHERE ELSE. What's WRONG with the spell checks of the world?!

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42 thatShortChick March 17, 2010 at 6:21 am

speaking of vaginas have you seen this necklace on etsy?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=42454644

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43 rachel March 17, 2010 at 1:54 pm

how do you write a post that's all "VAGINA!" and get 37 people to comment on it!? I love it. and you. and i'm going to call you back tonight, although it probably won't be until after my fifth car bomb. please remind me that i'm no longer in college and this is a bad idea.

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44 Simon March 17, 2010 at 2:07 pm

Why is it that you posting this is infinitely more funny than if a guy posted the same thing but the word vagina was replaced with penis and then it said HI DAD?

There's no good answer for that but either way, mazeltov cause this is funny as hell

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45 Royce March 18, 2010 at 11:53 pm

I strongly you encourage to try the male version of this that you just elaborated, to investigate the result.

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46 Susan March 17, 2010 at 2:25 pm

I hate to depress you, but this will probably turn out to be your most commented post EVAR.

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47 Phil Villarreal March 17, 2010 at 4:15 pm

You totally ripped of Shakespeare. One of his sonnets was exactly like that. But it's public domain so I guess you won't be sued or anything.

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48 MakePlays March 17, 2010 at 4:35 pm

You had me at vagina.

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49 beccawik March 17, 2010 at 5:26 pm

So, my friend Annie doesn't get to come to Vegas for BiSC and meet you, so I told her I'm going to have you autograph a dildo for her. Plan?

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50 nicoleisbetter March 17, 2010 at 6:29 pm

PLAN

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51 Cupcake Donna March 17, 2010 at 6:32 pm

I couldn't have said it better myself!

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52 Aaron March 17, 2010 at 6:40 pm

Did you type it out every time or copy/paste? Because to type it that many times without a typo is impressive.

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53 Royce March 18, 2010 at 11:52 pm

Dude maybe she just spent a really long time proof editing it. You don't know. Or maybe she just has a lot of practice spamming the word vagina.

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54 Wonderful March 17, 2010 at 10:27 pm

I freakin' hate writers block!! I've had it since last week–all these thoughts to post, but it comes out like a 2nd grader learning how to write. In other words, terrible.

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55 katelin March 17, 2010 at 10:49 pm

you are ridiculous and i love it.

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56 Vixations March 18, 2010 at 12:40 am

I HAD TO MAKE US BECOME ONE WITH EACH OTHER VIA ORGASMS!

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57 Spatzi March 18, 2010 at 4:45 am

Only you. :)

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58 Josef March 18, 2010 at 11:49 am

I thought there was something wrong with my PC when I saw all those vaginas and then I thought if there was something wrong, it was a glitch I could live with. Um, that's what she said?

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59 Scott March 18, 2010 at 6:26 pm

I sure hope you didn't cut corners with copy/paste…

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60 Doniree March 18, 2010 at 7:17 pm

Penis?

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61 Rob March 18, 2010 at 9:11 pm

Wait, i don't get it. What's your favourite word? :)

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62 Royce March 18, 2010 at 11:49 pm

I love that this post has 60 comments. And half of them are Jamie.

Jamie has posted more times than the word vagina appears in the blog. hey-oh!

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63 Moose March 19, 2010 at 12:04 am

Love. It. One of these days I'll have to tell you my broken vagina story.

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64 matt March 19, 2010 at 12:56 am

where did yo ufind your inspiration?

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65 Jennifer March 19, 2010 at 1:31 am

LOL seeing that in Google Reader was priceless.

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66 Terra March 19, 2010 at 3:12 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA! You are fucking hiliarious and I love you!

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67 Carlos Miceli March 19, 2010 at 6:50 pm

I disagree completely, look forward to me follow up post soon.

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68 Alyssa March 20, 2010 at 7:53 pm

I'm not going to lie–I feel like a horrible person for commenting and thus making the number of comments on this entry greater than 69, but I just want to say–this whole site is goddamn inspiring. Being a fan of vaginas as well, I also appreciate this individual entry.

I'm Alyssa, btw. Nice to meet you. (I find pretty sites by following link trails, and thus I have found yours XD.) I myself have just returned to the world of internet blogging (well kinda–I haven't actually started my blog yet).

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69 Unknown Mami March 20, 2010 at 8:04 pm

Great now I'm going to have to walk around chanting, "Penis, penis, penis" to get the vagina out of my head, but what will get the penis out of my head? It's a slippery slope.

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70 LiLu March 22, 2010 at 1:47 pm

It becomes magical around number 23.

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71 Andrea March 25, 2010 at 4:48 am

Okay, did this actually CURE your writer's block because I need some serious help right now!??!

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72 Hezabelle April 16, 2010 at 8:15 am

Your blog definitely entertains me. :)

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73 Zephyr June 4, 2010 at 9:55 am

It’s like the vagina matrix. They would have no problem making three or four or ten of those movies, because they would all ROCK.

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