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HI MOM
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Perfect. I love this one.
GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
Best post ever.
girl you're crazy. and that's why I love you
hahahahahahahahahaha
159 times, impressive. Mom should be proud.
You COUNTED?
Shit, *your* mom should be proud.
Yeah, and now I've said the damn word so many times it's lost all meaning.
Same thing happened to me. I literally had to click over to my Twitter background to make sure it was spelled correctly.
TOO MUCH VAGINA.
Oh my god I TAKE THAT BACK.
Well, looking at the # of comments so far, I'd say there's never too much… and never enough.
the three all caps vaginas in the third paragraph really sold it for me.
Speaking of vagina, WHERE ARE MY GIRL SCOUT COOKIES?
You've got 4 boxes in my freezer.
which chocolate did you use?
Oh, hey, we're out of milk. And surprisingly, NOT OUT OF TOILET PAPER.
Wait, that makes it sound like we go through toilet paper really fast. Which we do. But, ew, I don't like to discuss our bathroom habits.
Ew, it's like I can't stop.
Stop me.
HI MOM
HI NICOLES MOM PLEASE STOP TEXTING HER AND USING "2" IN PLACE OF "TO"
Usually this much vagina in one place involves a cover charge and a 2 drink minimum. (insert snare fill here)
Oh, hey, Nicole, you blog here, too? WHATTA SMALL WORLD.
On a scale of 1 to 10CP… YOU ARE A 3,265.
now you're my hero! i could read this over and over and over and over and over …
No, this an actual TEST VAGINA.
I just love that this post already has 18 comments. I can't help but add to that
I love that Jamie has taken to calling herself Husband.
Nothing fishy about this at all, it was easiest post I have had to read all day. Some of the others got pretty hair but this one was nice and clean, and not too deep.
BTW… I'm proud of you for capitalizing the first vagina in every sentence.
Vagina vagina vagina? Vagina vagina *vagina* vagina vagina.
I haven’t seen that much vagina without any penis since my first pride festival.
Sounds like my Friday night.
Do you have a banana in a cup? Yes? Hi.
Remember when I was all, "BUT YOU SAID NO!" and you almost peed your pants?
Yepyepyepyepyep.
Wait, remember when you threw up in your mouth, swallowed it and then bought a pack of Twizzlers?
Remember when I left a bunch of comments on this blog post and lots of people read through them and probably thought we are both disgusting and awesome at the same time?
The more I read comments from you, the more I think you ARE awesome. Maybe almost as awesome as Nicole….shh…don't tell Nicole….I did say almost….
*eye squint*
HAHHAHAHHAHHAHA! Oh my.
So I was just scrolling though my google reading this morning and stumbled on this post and started cracking up. It said nothing else but Vagina. HILARIOUS! Hope you're mom enjoyed
Totally just realized I said you're mom instead of your mom. Woops. I guess that is what you get when I read blogs and post comments at 6a. Damn.
Yusssssss
Um, maybe the best blog post EVER?!?!
DID YOU KNOW that vaginas (plural) is not spell check approved on blogger?!
i knowwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Or ANYWHERE ELSE. What's WRONG with the spell checks of the world?!
speaking of vaginas have you seen this necklace on etsy?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=42454644
how do you write a post that's all "VAGINA!" and get 37 people to comment on it!? I love it. and you. and i'm going to call you back tonight, although it probably won't be until after my fifth car bomb. please remind me that i'm no longer in college and this is a bad idea.
Why is it that you posting this is infinitely more funny than if a guy posted the same thing but the word vagina was replaced with penis and then it said HI DAD?
There's no good answer for that but either way, mazeltov cause this is funny as hell
I strongly you encourage to try the male version of this that you just elaborated, to investigate the result.
I hate to depress you, but this will probably turn out to be your most commented post EVAR.
You totally ripped of Shakespeare. One of his sonnets was exactly like that. But it's public domain so I guess you won't be sued or anything.
You had me at vagina.
So, my friend Annie doesn't get to come to Vegas for BiSC and meet you, so I told her I'm going to have you autograph a dildo for her. Plan?
PLAN
I couldn't have said it better myself!
Did you type it out every time or copy/paste? Because to type it that many times without a typo is impressive.
Dude maybe she just spent a really long time proof editing it. You don't know. Or maybe she just has a lot of practice spamming the word vagina.
I freakin' hate writers block!! I've had it since last week–all these thoughts to post, but it comes out like a 2nd grader learning how to write. In other words, terrible.
you are ridiculous and i love it.
I HAD TO MAKE US BECOME ONE WITH EACH OTHER VIA ORGASMS!
Only you.
I thought there was something wrong with my PC when I saw all those vaginas and then I thought if there was something wrong, it was a glitch I could live with. Um, that's what she said?
I sure hope you didn't cut corners with copy/paste…
Penis?
Wait, i don't get it. What's your favourite word?
I love that this post has 60 comments. And half of them are Jamie.
Jamie has posted more times than the word vagina appears in the blog. hey-oh!
Love. It. One of these days I'll have to tell you my broken vagina story.
where did yo ufind your inspiration?
LOL seeing that in Google Reader was priceless.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! You are fucking hiliarious and I love you!
I disagree completely, look forward to me follow up post soon.
I'm not going to lie–I feel like a horrible person for commenting and thus making the number of comments on this entry greater than 69, but I just want to say–this whole site is goddamn inspiring. Being a fan of vaginas as well, I also appreciate this individual entry.
I'm Alyssa, btw. Nice to meet you. (I find pretty sites by following link trails, and thus I have found yours XD.) I myself have just returned to the world of internet blogging (well kinda–I haven't actually started my blog yet).
Great now I'm going to have to walk around chanting, "Penis, penis, penis" to get the vagina out of my head, but what will get the penis out of my head? It's a slippery slope.
It becomes magical around number 23.
Okay, did this actually CURE your writer's block because I need some serious help right now!??!
Your blog definitely entertains me.
It’s like the vagina matrix. They would have no problem making three or four or ten of those movies, because they would all ROCK.
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