Comments on: world domination, iced tea, and a really cool chick named stacy

By: Jen @ lifelovenwine

Jen @ lifelovenwine — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 04:07:12 +0000

Ok, I just found your blog today and…I think I love you. I know, so creepy right? But! I hate raisins too, I love mac 'n' cheese (a lot), I LOVE wine, etc etc etc. But also? I hugged Bill Clinton once! I had to faint on stage behind him in front of an audience of like 1,000 people, but whatevs because I hugged Billy C! Yeah it was awesome, and I want to do it again and I TOTALLY left with a political boner.

All that is to say…you are awesome.

By: Jupiter_Doll

Jupiter_Doll — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 00:37:10 +0000

Oh sweetie, I have actually had to ban myself from having a fag while reading your blog as I tend to choke on the smoke when I laugh out loud because I do! You make me laugh so much, partly because my brain runs on similar random linking lines that your does and partly cause your just so damned funny. Thank you xxx

By: Kelly L

Kelly L — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 18:26:55 +0000

Can I be part of your regime? I promise I don't put raisins in anything.

By: Manderz

Manderz — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 16:41:11 +0000

Last night my fiancé told me I should become prime minister of Canada because I’d flip the country on its ass with my solutions to every single thing that is inneffectively run (aka everything). So I will gladly volunteer my services when you achieve this domination.

By: Tisha

Tisha — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 22:27:34 +0000

So I would totally give you a puppy, a fancy mattress, a basket of raisin-less mini muffins AND almost anything else you wanted if you could get Obama to go down on you. Better yet, I would give you even more if you could work out the same deal for me.

Get working on that.

By: Kim

Kim — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 12:00:04 +0000

This is the most true post I've ever read of yours. West Wing, Barnes & Noble, Lewinkski's roommate, the whole bit. Love love love

By: vivalacrap

vivalacrap — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 06:06:13 +0000

I'm pretty sure you just made it onto the terrorist watch list. And like when that happens men in black LITERALLY track you down and knock on your door and then look all DISAPPOINTED when you are a white girl who weighs 105 and not really a badass hairy man terrorist that they can hog tie on the front lawn COPS style. I think they REALLY like that part because it involves butt to nut contact. But you know, not in a gay way.

By: Adrienne

Adrienne — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 04:55:20 +0000

Your frequent inappropriate Obama references definetely have you on some kind of list. Hopefully this helps you in terms of World Domination but something tells me it's just going to detain you at the airport. Not that I don't have faith – I do! I'm kinda excited about a wino that says stabby controlling the world. Kinda. Excited.

By: Lemon Gloria

Lemon Gloria — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 01:13:30 +0000

I definitely think you should try for world domination. Once you're in charge you can just order people around and be as lazy as you want. It'll totally be worth the effort.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 01:01:18 +0000

Later, you're going to be faced with the urge to drink. Don't try to be a hero. Go with it.