Comments on: white bowls, oral sex, and the fact that oh my god i need health insurance like yesterday http://nicoleisbetter.com/white-bowls-oral-sex-and-the-fact-that-oh-my-god-i-need-health-insurance-like-yesterday a life less bullshit Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:19:07 +0000 hourly 1 By: lianahttp://nicoleisbetter.com/white-bowls-oral-sex-and-the-fact-that-oh-my-god-i-need-health-insurance-like-yesterday#comment-16867 liana Fri, 19 Mar 2010 04:25:14 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1700#comment-16867 so on an episode of degrassi: the next generation, gonorrhea of the throat hit the slutty middle schoolers. this stuck with me. and terrified me. when i was like 22 and had a sore throat i called planned parenthood to see if they thought i had it. the nurse laughed out loud, put me on hold, picked up and laughed again. she pointed out that i probably would have noticed if i put a gonorrhea'd penis in my mouth. so on an episode of degrassi: the next generation, gonorrhea of the throat hit the slutty middle schoolers. this stuck with me. and terrified me. when i was like 22 and had a sore throat i called planned parenthood to see if they thought i had it. the nurse laughed out loud, put me on hold, picked up and laughed again. she pointed out that i probably would have noticed if i put a gonorrhea'd penis in my mouth.

]]> By: Chasehttp://nicoleisbetter.com/white-bowls-oral-sex-and-the-fact-that-oh-my-god-i-need-health-insurance-like-yesterday#comment-16214 Chase Tue, 09 Feb 2010 06:20:15 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1700#comment-16214 ...wait, you two are Roommates? How did I miss *THAT* nugget of trivia. (Read: How fast can I get to San Fran) …wait, you two are Roommates? How did I miss *THAT* nugget of trivia.

(Read: How fast can I get to San Fran)

]]> By: Chasehttp://nicoleisbetter.com/white-bowls-oral-sex-and-the-fact-that-oh-my-god-i-need-health-insurance-like-yesterday#comment-16213 Chase Tue, 09 Feb 2010 06:18:50 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1700#comment-16213 What she said. At least the first part. I know nothing of, and plea innocence from, everything that follows. Honest. What she said.

At least the first part.

I know nothing of, and plea innocence from, everything that follows.
Honest.

]]> By: Colehttp://nicoleisbetter.com/white-bowls-oral-sex-and-the-fact-that-oh-my-god-i-need-health-insurance-like-yesterday#comment-16212 Cole Tue, 09 Feb 2010 03:57:02 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1700#comment-16212 I think we seriously need more girls like you in the world! You give me a clit boner. Wait...I don't have a clit. Well a theoretical boner. I don't want to be too forward. I think we seriously need more girls like you in the world! You give me a clit boner. Wait…I don't have a clit. Well a theoretical boner. I don't want to be too forward.

]]> By: Alexishttp://nicoleisbetter.com/white-bowls-oral-sex-and-the-fact-that-oh-my-god-i-need-health-insurance-like-yesterday#comment-16184 Alexis Sun, 07 Feb 2010 16:48:58 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1700#comment-16184 Also, winking seriously bothers me. So many men do it to me at work for some reason & if I weren't a professional I would throw something at their heads. Sososo damn creepy...they're always gross old guys too. It might be different if they were all James Bond about it or whatever, but it's always just some weird old dude & all I do is ask if they need any help & instead of a simple "No, I'm Ok, thanks" they're all, "No" with the creepy wink...make me want to take a shower. Also, winking seriously bothers me. So many men do it to me at work for some reason & if I weren't a professional I would throw something at their heads. Sososo damn creepy…they're always gross old guys too. It might be different if they were all James Bond about it or whatever, but it's always just some weird old dude & all I do is ask if they need any help & instead of a simple "No, I'm Ok, thanks" they're all, "No" with the creepy wink…make me want to take a shower.

]]> By: Alexishttp://nicoleisbetter.com/white-bowls-oral-sex-and-the-fact-that-oh-my-god-i-need-health-insurance-like-yesterday#comment-16183 Alexis Sun, 07 Feb 2010 16:45:20 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1700#comment-16183 Well, isn't that just a kick in the teeth? Because there's research that shows women who swallow are less likely to get breast cancer...so does this mean you have to choose your cancer? Lovelovelove you, for reals. Well, isn't that just a kick in the teeth? Because there's research that shows women who swallow are less likely to get breast cancer…so does this mean you have to choose your cancer?

Lovelovelove you, for reals.

]]> By: GRSChttp://nicoleisbetter.com/white-bowls-oral-sex-and-the-fact-that-oh-my-god-i-need-health-insurance-like-yesterday#comment-16182 GRSC Sun, 07 Feb 2010 12:23:36 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1700#comment-16182 Well, if you stop giving blow jobs, you'll still be quite likely to get cancer, just not in your throat. I reckon might as well give them, and live a happy life ;) Well, if you stop giving blow jobs, you'll still be quite likely to get cancer, just not in your throat. I reckon might as well give them, and live a happy life ;)

]]> By: Herhttp://nicoleisbetter.com/white-bowls-oral-sex-and-the-fact-that-oh-my-god-i-need-health-insurance-like-yesterday#comment-16181 Her Sun, 07 Feb 2010 03:08:16 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1700#comment-16181 Don't die--I'd miss your blog, and you, of course. Google can and does scare the crap out of me on a regular basis. Don't die–I'd miss your blog, and you, of course. Google can and does scare the crap out of me on a regular basis.

]]> By: Alliehttp://nicoleisbetter.com/white-bowls-oral-sex-and-the-fact-that-oh-my-god-i-need-health-insurance-like-yesterday#comment-16180 Allie Sat, 06 Feb 2010 23:16:11 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1700#comment-16180 Getting health insurance outside of corporate America blows. In the not good way. Getting health insurance outside of corporate America blows. In the not good way.

]]> By: Chelsea Talks Smackhttp://nicoleisbetter.com/white-bowls-oral-sex-and-the-fact-that-oh-my-god-i-need-health-insurance-like-yesterday#comment-16178 Chelsea Talks Smack Sat, 06 Feb 2010 17:13:16 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1700#comment-16178 Dude, you're a spaz- you're meant to given blow jobs, don't worry.....that gift wont be taken from you. Dude, you're a spaz- you're meant to given blow jobs, don't worry…..that gift wont be taken from you.

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