Comments on: vaginas, guinea pigs, and 15 years of “experience”

By: jon.C

jon.C — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 12:57:41 +0000

i dont have a vagina to wax… thank god.

By: Kaity

Kaity — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 22:53:16 +0000

I tried it myself the first time and it was awful. I only got part of it done so I feel for the half-waxed position you were in. Being my stubborn self, I tried it again and managed to finish it. After that I did the normal thing and booked an appointment. $40 dollars and 10 minutes later I was done, except she didn't do all of it! In my book a brazilian is back to front and everything in between, in hers it didn't include underneath and further… ahem, behind. I do it myself all the time now. I think it helps that I'm stubborn and cheap.

By: bruce

bruce — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 00:58:17 +0000

holy lemon! (i just read your roommates post).
but at least you now have a bald cookie.

By: Deborah

Deborah — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 22:09:46 +0000

The vagina (from Latin vagĭna, literally "sheath" or "scabbard") is a fibromuscular tubular tract leading from the uterus to the exterior of the body in female placental mammals and marsupials, or to the cloaca in female birds, monotremes, and some reptiles. Female insects and other invertebrates also have a vagina, which is the terminal part of the oviduct. The Latinate plural (rarely used in English) is vaginae.

The word vagina is quite often incorrectly used to refer to the vulva or female genitals generally; strictly speaking, the vagina is a specific internal structure.

By: Veronica

Veronica — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:34:28 +0000

You're right. The grape lollipops suck.

By: Rich DeMatteo

Rich DeMatteo — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:48:21 +0000

Another reason I'm glad to be a man.

By: Cafe Observer

Cafe Observer — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 03:42:16 +0000

To ask the inevitable question: are you still coming to Laura?

By: The Stabbing Pen

The Stabbing Pen — Wed, 27 May 2009 22:01:15 +0000

Nah, you don't need to wax. Just keep it trimmed, smooth, and smelling nice. YOU BROUGHT IT UP.

By: Mara J.

Mara J. — Fri, 08 May 2009 15:08:36 +0000

"My vagina is not your guinea pig" is perhaps the greatest quote of the year. You deserve an award.

I was considering trying a Brazilian wax, but after reading your post, I find myself reconsidering…..

By: Katie

Katie — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 23:04:47 +0000

Look, it's not my fault that you looked at me "THAT WAY" when you walked into the door. As soon as you came in, I knew you were there for ME. When you signed in, you dotted your 'i' in nicole with a heart. Clearly, you wanted me.

Oh, and I purposely waxed half of your vagina. I've maimed you. It'll always grow back in weird ways now.

From,
Kim's Client Taker

…Seriously. What a psycho.

You suck.