Comments on: trash, babies, and that one time i was wildly offensive but not too much more offensive than all the other times, so don’t worry http://nicoleisbetter.com/trash-babies-and-that-one-time-i-was-wildly-offensive-but-not-too-much-more-offensive-than-all-the-other-times-so-dont-worry deliciously vulgar Sun, 05 Sep 2010 03:03:21 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=1020 By: www.justatitch.com» Blog Archive » Off to a good start… http://nicoleisbetter.com/trash-babies-and-that-one-time-i-was-wildly-offensive-but-not-too-much-more-offensive-than-all-the-other-times-so-dont-worry#comment-16767 www.justatitch.com» Blog Archive » Off to a good start… Mon, 15 Mar 2010 08:08:02 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1736#comment-16767 [...] we headed back to Nicole and Jamie’s apartment where I most definitely saw THE trash chute that really could fit a baby and we ate this faux pizza from Trader Joes that was maybe even better than the egg sandwich and [...] [...] we headed back to Nicole and Jamie’s apartment where I most definitely saw THE trash chute that really could fit a baby and we ate this faux pizza from Trader Joes that was maybe even better than the egg sandwich and [...]

]]> By: A month in review, February 2010 http://nicoleisbetter.com/trash-babies-and-that-one-time-i-was-wildly-offensive-but-not-too-much-more-offensive-than-all-the-other-times-so-dont-worry#comment-16572 A month in review, February 2010 Sun, 28 Feb 2010 00:21:13 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1736#comment-16572 [...] Trash, babies, and that one time I was wildly offensive…. by Nicole – I laugh out loud every.single.time I read anything Nicole writes. [...] [...] Trash, babies, and that one time I was wildly offensive…. by Nicole – I laugh out loud every.single.time I read anything Nicole writes. [...]

]]> By: Marley http://nicoleisbetter.com/trash-babies-and-that-one-time-i-was-wildly-offensive-but-not-too-much-more-offensive-than-all-the-other-times-so-dont-worry#comment-16560 Marley Thu, 25 Feb 2010 09:11:50 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1736#comment-16560 You really aren't alone. Awesome writer by the way! I've become hooked. =) Really making work days that much more fun! :D You really aren't alone.
Awesome writer by the way! I've become hooked. =) Really making work days that much more fun! :D

]]> By: Matt Howell http://nicoleisbetter.com/trash-babies-and-that-one-time-i-was-wildly-offensive-but-not-too-much-more-offensive-than-all-the-other-times-so-dont-worry#comment-16553 Matt Howell Wed, 24 Feb 2010 15:38:33 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1736#comment-16553 My wife and I have a system concerning the sock pile o' orphans...we ditch them all. ALL PAIRS AND ORPHANS. We feel it is only a matter of time before the pairs are eventually orphaned themselves....so, we send them to eternity together. Visually it is kind of like a Death Cab music video about socks losing their mates and following them "into the dark." Then we skip to the store and purchase some more white socks. Its grim and oddly morbid and highly inefficient but, at least we get some non-worn out socks outta the deal. *I am going to add your blog to my blogroll. I think you need to be read by more people. You made my day better. It will be my altruistic moment of the day! My wife and I have a system concerning the sock pile o' orphans…we ditch them all. ALL PAIRS AND ORPHANS. We feel it is only a matter of time before the pairs are eventually orphaned themselves….so, we send them to eternity together. Visually it is kind of like a Death Cab music video about socks losing their mates and following them "into the dark." Then we skip to the store and purchase some more white socks. Its grim and oddly morbid and highly inefficient but, at least we get some non-worn out socks outta the deal.

*I am going to add your blog to my blogroll. I think you need to be read by more people. You made my day better. It will be my altruistic moment of the day!

]]> By: sienamcgill http://nicoleisbetter.com/trash-babies-and-that-one-time-i-was-wildly-offensive-but-not-too-much-more-offensive-than-all-the-other-times-so-dont-worry#comment-16545 sienamcgill Tue, 23 Feb 2010 21:39:29 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1736#comment-16545 wow... i am dumb. it took me 5 miuntes to figure out that i needed to scroll down to the bottom to "post a new comment." anyway, i am constantly losing only one sock. it is so frustrating. i have had this problem my entire life! i am so glad someone else has this problem too. i really don't understand how it happens or where my other sock goes or why i don't seem to find socks randomly all over the place. but i have lost a least one hundred socks in my life. so annoying. i think the dryer eats them. wow… i am dumb. it took me 5 miuntes to figure out that i needed to scroll down to the bottom to "post a new comment." anyway, i am constantly losing only one sock. it is so frustrating. i have had this problem my entire life! i am so glad someone else has this problem too. i really don't understand how it happens or where my other sock goes or why i don't seem to find socks randomly all over the place. but i have lost a least one hundred socks in my life. so annoying. i think the dryer eats them.

]]> By: terra http://nicoleisbetter.com/trash-babies-and-that-one-time-i-was-wildly-offensive-but-not-too-much-more-offensive-than-all-the-other-times-so-dont-worry#comment-16505 terra Mon, 22 Feb 2010 19:18:57 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1736#comment-16505 Private languages are the absolute BEST. My husband and I have our own weird language and then I have another unique language that I use with close co-workers. I fucking love it. Private languages are the absolute BEST. My husband and I have our own weird language and then I have another unique language that I use with close co-workers. I fucking love it.

]]> By: KT http://nicoleisbetter.com/trash-babies-and-that-one-time-i-was-wildly-offensive-but-not-too-much-more-offensive-than-all-the-other-times-so-dont-worry#comment-16497 KT Sat, 20 Feb 2010 14:52:03 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1736#comment-16497 You amuse me. I mean, who sizes up a trash chute and thinks baby?!? Please keep writing. :-) You amuse me. I mean, who sizes up a trash chute and thinks baby?!? Please keep writing. :-)

]]> By: ChristinaO http://nicoleisbetter.com/trash-babies-and-that-one-time-i-was-wildly-offensive-but-not-too-much-more-offensive-than-all-the-other-times-so-dont-worry#comment-16493 ChristinaO Sat, 20 Feb 2010 06:18:36 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1736#comment-16493 Oh, and it really was an old body shoot - I wasn't making that part up. Oh, and it really was an old body shoot – I wasn't making that part up.

]]> By: ChristinaO http://nicoleisbetter.com/trash-babies-and-that-one-time-i-was-wildly-offensive-but-not-too-much-more-offensive-than-all-the-other-times-so-dont-worry#comment-16492 ChristinaO Fri, 19 Feb 2010 23:15:08 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1736#comment-16492 My first apartment was in a converted sanitarium/tenement. When I told my roomate that our trashshoots were actually the old body shoots - because really, who wants to carry a stiff corpse down six flights of a spiral staircase - well, lets just say I found myself looking for a new roommate.... I bet she would have moved out faster if I mentioned dead newborn baby corpses. My first apartment was in a converted sanitarium/tenement. When I told my roomate that our trashshoots were actually the old body shoots – because really, who wants to carry a stiff corpse down six flights of a spiral staircase – well, lets just say I found myself looking for a new roommate….

I bet she would have moved out faster if I mentioned dead newborn baby corpses.

]]> By: Kelly @ D2BD http://nicoleisbetter.com/trash-babies-and-that-one-time-i-was-wildly-offensive-but-not-too-much-more-offensive-than-all-the-other-times-so-dont-worry#comment-16490 Kelly @ D2BD Fri, 19 Feb 2010 22:18:10 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1736#comment-16490 I think this is a perfect form of measurement. Although now all I can hear in my mind is the song "Prom Night Dumpster Baby" from Family Guy! I think this is a perfect form of measurement. Although now all I can hear in my mind is the song "Prom Night Dumpster Baby" from Family Guy!

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