Comments on: sumo babies, racist music choices, and the reason i usually call my mom instead of my dad http://nicoleisbetter.com/sumo-babies-racist-music-choices-and-the-reason-i-usually-call-my-mom-instead-of-my-dad a life less bullshit Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:19:07 +0000 hourly 1 By: Apocalypstickhttp://nicoleisbetter.com/sumo-babies-racist-music-choices-and-the-reason-i-usually-call-my-mom-instead-of-my-dad#comment-17822 Apocalypstick Fri, 04 Jun 2010 21:49:27 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=2012#comment-17822 Your parents are the stuff of David Sedaris essays. I'm kinda jeal. Your parents are the stuff of David Sedaris essays. I’m kinda jeal.

]]> By: Benhttp://nicoleisbetter.com/sumo-babies-racist-music-choices-and-the-reason-i-usually-call-my-mom-instead-of-my-dad#comment-17791 Ben Fri, 04 Jun 2010 01:26:27 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=2012#comment-17791 After work today, I popped by my parent's place. My mom had half a martini and laughed until she cried and spilled the rest all over the hardwood. She then shrieked between gasps for breath, "DON'T BLOG THIS!" and then, with incredible focus said, "OOH! I HAVE A STORY YOU CAN BLOG!" and it ended up being a strange fart joke. You and I? We're total pedigree, baby. After work today, I popped by my parent’s place. My mom had half a martini and laughed until she cried and spilled the rest all over the hardwood. She then shrieked between gasps for breath, “DON’T BLOG THIS!” and then, with incredible focus said, “OOH! I HAVE A STORY YOU CAN BLOG!” and it ended up being a strange fart joke.

You and I? We’re total pedigree, baby.

]]> By: toywithmehttp://nicoleisbetter.com/sumo-babies-racist-music-choices-and-the-reason-i-usually-call-my-mom-instead-of-my-dad#comment-17746 toywithme Tue, 01 Jun 2010 16:05:00 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=2012#comment-17746 I would rather have my wisdom teeth removed then talk to my dad on the phone - yes - it's that painful. I would rather have my wisdom teeth removed then talk to my dad on the phone – yes – it’s that painful.

]]> By: Cheyrl S.http://nicoleisbetter.com/sumo-babies-racist-music-choices-and-the-reason-i-usually-call-my-mom-instead-of-my-dad#comment-17745 Cheyrl S. Tue, 01 Jun 2010 13:12:54 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=2012#comment-17745 I so understand. My parents bought me a birthday card a few years ago. On the front it said "I hope you get whatever you wish for on your birthday" On the inside, it said "Except for a normal childhood. That ship has already sailed." Too True. I so understand. My parents bought me a birthday card a few years ago. On the front it said “I hope you get whatever you wish for on your birthday” On the inside, it said “Except for a normal childhood. That ship has already sailed.” Too True.

]]> By: moooooog35http://nicoleisbetter.com/sumo-babies-racist-music-choices-and-the-reason-i-usually-call-my-mom-instead-of-my-dad#comment-17744 moooooog35 Tue, 01 Jun 2010 13:09:32 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=2012#comment-17744 All I really got out of this is that I could totally go for a fucking jelly donut right now. All I really got out of this is that I could totally go for a fucking jelly donut right now.

]]> By: Mikehttp://nicoleisbetter.com/sumo-babies-racist-music-choices-and-the-reason-i-usually-call-my-mom-instead-of-my-dad#comment-17743 Mike Mon, 31 May 2010 21:02:55 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=2012#comment-17743 Any other characters in your life? Brothers, sisters, dogs, funny neighbors? I'm thinking it's time to branch out and introduce some of the minor players and develop their stories. Your family is a sh0e in for a sitcom...I would watch for sure :) Any other characters in your life? Brothers, sisters, dogs, funny neighbors? I’m thinking it’s time to branch out and introduce some of the minor players and develop their stories. Your family is a sh0e in for a sitcom…I would watch for sure :)

]]> By: Amandahttp://nicoleisbetter.com/sumo-babies-racist-music-choices-and-the-reason-i-usually-call-my-mom-instead-of-my-dad#comment-17742 Amanda Mon, 31 May 2010 18:39:42 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=2012#comment-17742 At least we know where you get it :-P At least we know where you get it :-P

]]> By: Kelseyhttp://nicoleisbetter.com/sumo-babies-racist-music-choices-and-the-reason-i-usually-call-my-mom-instead-of-my-dad#comment-17739 Kelsey Mon, 31 May 2010 00:08:28 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=2012#comment-17739 I love the way you write! I laughed out loud many times. I love the way you write! I laughed out loud many times.

]]> By: Kristahttp://nicoleisbetter.com/sumo-babies-racist-music-choices-and-the-reason-i-usually-call-my-mom-instead-of-my-dad#comment-17738 Krista Sun, 30 May 2010 22:23:08 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=2012#comment-17738 Hahahaha, I laughed hard throughout this post. Amazing. I love it! :) Hahahaha, I laughed hard throughout this post. Amazing.
I love it! :)

]]> By: Ed Adamshttp://nicoleisbetter.com/sumo-babies-racist-music-choices-and-the-reason-i-usually-call-my-mom-instead-of-my-dad#comment-17737 Ed Adams Sun, 30 May 2010 21:16:17 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=2012#comment-17737 I don't know who I feel worse for. You or your parents. But this definitely explains why tigers eat their young. And why tigers are assholes. Or not. It's 50/50 really. I don’t know who I feel worse for. You or your parents.

But this definitely explains why tigers eat their young.

And why tigers are assholes.

Or not.

It’s 50/50 really.

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