Comments on: sex, numbers, and a giveaway of the new texts from last night book that you’ll love and find wildly hilarious unless of course you don’t have a sense of humor or a taste for ridiculous vulgarity in which case what the fuck are you doing reading this blog in the first place? http://nicoleisbetter.com/sex-numbers-and-a-giveaway-of-the-new-texts-from-last-night-book-that-you%e2%80%99ll-love-and-find-wildly-hilarious-unless-of-course-you-don%e2%80%99t-have-a-sense-of-humor-or-a-taste-for-ridiculous a life less bullshit Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:19:07 +0000 hourly 1 By: jameshttp://nicoleisbetter.com/sex-numbers-and-a-giveaway-of-the-new-texts-from-last-night-book-that-you%e2%80%99ll-love-and-find-wildly-hilarious-unless-of-course-you-don%e2%80%99t-have-a-sense-of-humor-or-a-taste-for-ridiculous#comment-16968 james Thu, 25 Mar 2010 05:59:54 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1649#comment-16968 i want a text from you or topless pics or email or something i want a text from you or topless pics or email or something

]]> By: sintiahttp://nicoleisbetter.com/sex-numbers-and-a-giveaway-of-the-new-texts-from-last-night-book-that-you%e2%80%99ll-love-and-find-wildly-hilarious-unless-of-course-you-don%e2%80%99t-have-a-sense-of-humor-or-a-taste-for-ridiculous#comment-16262 sintia Fri, 12 Feb 2010 02:41:04 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1649#comment-16262 hey wanna have sex hey wanna have sex

]]> By: sintiahttp://nicoleisbetter.com/sex-numbers-and-a-giveaway-of-the-new-texts-from-last-night-book-that-you%e2%80%99ll-love-and-find-wildly-hilarious-unless-of-course-you-don%e2%80%99t-have-a-sense-of-humor-or-a-taste-for-ridiculous#comment-16261 sintia Fri, 12 Feb 2010 02:39:27 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1649#comment-16261 what is the number for the texing sex what is the number for the texing sex

]]> By: carissajadedhttp://nicoleisbetter.com/sex-numbers-and-a-giveaway-of-the-new-texts-from-last-night-book-that-you%e2%80%99ll-love-and-find-wildly-hilarious-unless-of-course-you-don%e2%80%99t-have-a-sense-of-humor-or-a-taste-for-ridiculous#comment-16057 carissajaded Tue, 02 Feb 2010 03:16:12 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1649#comment-16057 Ahh I just saw this!! I've been away from the internet for the last few days so I'm not sure when you announced the winner! YAYYY!!!!! I'm so excited!! What do I do!? Ahh I just saw this!! I've been away from the internet for the last few days so I'm not sure when you announced the winner! YAYYY!!!!! I'm so excited!! What do I do!?

]]> By: Nina Ameliahttp://nicoleisbetter.com/sex-numbers-and-a-giveaway-of-the-new-texts-from-last-night-book-that-you%e2%80%99ll-love-and-find-wildly-hilarious-unless-of-course-you-don%e2%80%99t-have-a-sense-of-humor-or-a-taste-for-ridiculous#comment-15983 Nina Amelia Sun, 31 Jan 2010 13:00:49 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1649#comment-15983 "(510): You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen." "(510): You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen."

]]> By: Erinhttp://nicoleisbetter.com/sex-numbers-and-a-giveaway-of-the-new-texts-from-last-night-book-that-you%e2%80%99ll-love-and-find-wildly-hilarious-unless-of-course-you-don%e2%80%99t-have-a-sense-of-humor-or-a-taste-for-ridiculous#comment-15981 Erin Sat, 30 Jan 2010 22:00:21 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1649#comment-15981 I am also really bad with numbers and deadlines, yet incredibly type A. What this means is that I usually just end up crying and drinking in the corner, which really isn't all that bad. Except for the part where I still don't get anything done AND I'm hungover. I am also really bad with numbers and deadlines, yet incredibly type A. What this means is that I usually just end up crying and drinking in the corner, which really isn't all that bad. Except for the part where I still don't get anything done AND I'm hungover.

]]> By: Jupiter_Dollhttp://nicoleisbetter.com/sex-numbers-and-a-giveaway-of-the-new-texts-from-last-night-book-that-you%e2%80%99ll-love-and-find-wildly-hilarious-unless-of-course-you-don%e2%80%99t-have-a-sense-of-humor-or-a-taste-for-ridiculous#comment-15979 Jupiter_Doll Sat, 30 Jan 2010 11:59:20 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1649#comment-15979 I just found you (via The Bloggess) and then you introduce me to TFLN and wow you rule! I loves it thanks =D I just found you (via The Bloggess) and then you introduce me to TFLN and wow you rule! I loves it thanks =D

]]> By: Kellyhttp://nicoleisbetter.com/sex-numbers-and-a-giveaway-of-the-new-texts-from-last-night-book-that-you%e2%80%99ll-love-and-find-wildly-hilarious-unless-of-course-you-don%e2%80%99t-have-a-sense-of-humor-or-a-taste-for-ridiculous#comment-15976 Kelly Sat, 30 Jan 2010 04:31:19 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1649#comment-15976 I love texts from last night - when I'm bored at work I tend to read them but the issue comes in when my boss is all 'Kelly what's so funny?' how do you tell your boss A) that you aren't really working and B) you're laughing at someone's text about going down on a dude and falling asleep or something like that? That website is brilliant and I'm even more excited to hear there is a book! I love texts from last night – when I'm bored at work I tend to read them but the issue comes in when my boss is all 'Kelly what's so funny?' how do you tell your boss A) that you aren't really working and B) you're laughing at someone's text about going down on a dude and falling asleep or something like that? That website is brilliant and I'm even more excited to hear there is a book!

]]> By: Stephanie Lhttp://nicoleisbetter.com/sex-numbers-and-a-giveaway-of-the-new-texts-from-last-night-book-that-you%e2%80%99ll-love-and-find-wildly-hilarious-unless-of-course-you-don%e2%80%99t-have-a-sense-of-humor-or-a-taste-for-ridiculous#comment-15975 Stephanie L Sat, 30 Jan 2010 02:11:53 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1649#comment-15975 Nicole! My life is ruled by numbers. I am even in a relationship and I totally fuck myself over with numbers. For example, it's been 15 minutes since my manfriend responded to my text messages. It's been 7 days since I actually saw him, and 5 days since I've had sex. WHAT THE FUCK AM I IN A RELATIONSHIP FOR IF THIS ISN'T ABOUT NOW NOW NOW AND I FEEL LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!! For serious though (crazy people can be serious too), I stress myself the fuck out too. Every day. Because if I don't make such and such number for salary then I can't move in 5 months which means that I'll spend 12 months beating the crap out of my emotional being wondering what the fuck I'm doing with my life. Then I'll spend 6 hours in bed watching crappy movies and feeling sorry for myself. You know what's worse? I work in accounting. WHAT THE HELL! Anyway, the people in "Texts From Last Night" are the people I wish I had time to be if I wasn't spending so much time with the numbers from hell. P.S. Rule of thumb, you should probably just ask about the genital warts right off the bat, during introductions probably. Nicole! My life is ruled by numbers. I am even in a relationship and I totally fuck myself over with numbers. For example, it's been 15 minutes since my manfriend responded to my text messages. It's been 7 days since I actually saw him, and 5 days since I've had sex. WHAT THE FUCK AM I IN A RELATIONSHIP FOR IF THIS ISN'T ABOUT NOW NOW NOW AND I FEEL LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!! For serious though (crazy people can be serious too), I stress myself the fuck out too. Every day. Because if I don't make such and such number for salary then I can't move in 5 months which means that I'll spend 12 months beating the crap out of my emotional being wondering what the fuck I'm doing with my life. Then I'll spend 6 hours in bed watching crappy movies and feeling sorry for myself.

You know what's worse? I work in accounting. WHAT THE HELL!

Anyway, the people in "Texts From Last Night" are the people I wish I had time to be if I wasn't spending so much time with the numbers from hell.

P.S. Rule of thumb, you should probably just ask about the genital warts right off the bat, during introductions probably.

]]> By: Laurenhttp://nicoleisbetter.com/sex-numbers-and-a-giveaway-of-the-new-texts-from-last-night-book-that-you%e2%80%99ll-love-and-find-wildly-hilarious-unless-of-course-you-don%e2%80%99t-have-a-sense-of-humor-or-a-taste-for-ridiculous#comment-15974 Lauren Sat, 30 Jan 2010 01:43:16 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1649#comment-15974 Sign me up for the contest! Love that website. Sign me up for the contest! Love that website.

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