Comments on: sex dolls, feelings, and that time the ups guy was so mean to me i almost cried

By: Isa 'GlitterGirl' Isaacs

Isa 'GlitterGirl' Isaacs — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 03:45:29 +0000

OMG you are a crackup Nicole. I can’t wait to see what you write. And Jamie, you are an equal crack up. I really enjoyed having you in class the other day. next time though, bring the blow up dolls — promise i won’t burn them up!

By: A Vapid Blonde

A Vapid Blonde — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 01:28:31 +0000

Last unannounced package I got I was convinced it was a bomb or anthrax and it smelled of perfume so it may have been a mail order bride.

By: Robyn

Robyn — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 03:44:50 +0000

There is so much to comment about here, but I’ve decided to focus on the Halloween thing because I had to start somewhere. I used to HATE Halloween, just like you, and honestly I still kind of do if I’m dating someone at the time. Because the guys I date are all “Oh, let’s match, it’ll be cute” or “Oh no, you can’t go as Robing Sparkles because nobody will get that.” Well, screw the people who don’t get it. It weeds out the people who don’t watch How I Met Your Mother, and I’m not sure I want to be friends with them anyway.

So, my extremely rambling point is, use it as an excuse to be ridiculous or hilarious instead of slutty and it’s more fun. I’m sure you and Jamie could come up with some pretty hilarious “couples” costume that doesn’t suck.

Also, if you don’t watch HIMYM, I’ve already made an exception for people who write awesome blogs. I know you’re really relieved. You’re welcome.

By: Andrea

Andrea — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 19:51:31 +0000

I cannot wait to meet the dolls. And see your chocolate vaginas. (Please don’t give them away before I get there.)

By: Kernut

Kernut — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 19:30:44 +0000

I’m totally cool with surprises that include jewelry for me. Engagement rings not included. Other than that, not big on the surprise either.

You should call UPS about that a**hole. Seriously, file a complaint.

By: Taylor

Taylor — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 15:37:30 +0000

“Getting involved with people = feelings. Feelings = fucking nuisance. Getting involved with less people = having less feelings = better”

YES. Agree completely.

By: sizzle

sizzle — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 14:21:50 +0000

I get buzzed by package delivery guys all the time. I suppose this is in “other duties as assigned” in my apartment management contract. It bugs the crap out of me because I WANT THE PACKAGE FOR ME. I’m greedy like that. But yes, many delivery guys are in a huff and can be quite curt and rude.

I just…don’t know what to say about the sex dolls, etc. except that I can’t wait to read that post.

By: Elly Lou

Elly Lou — Sat, 17 Apr 2010 02:55:50 +0000

I sure do hope you have a bicycle pump or something ’cause you’re going to lose consciousness doing all that blowing. Plus you’re going to have to inflate them, too.

By: Brody

Brody — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 20:36:57 +0000

Duly noted. I’ll keep an eye out for some Weird, and send you an email. You can’t fling a neti pot without hitting some Weird in SF, but it takes a special kind of weird to be really FUN.

By: nicole antoinette

nicole antoinette — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 19:51:42 +0000

Yes, yes, yes. Please introduce me to all the weird.