Kerri & I are lucky enough to be Gap Brand Enthusiasts. Last night, they treated us to dinner at The Ivy and let us host a party in which everyone got FREE JEANS. This is what happened:
that one time we got free jeans. from wishcake on Vimeo.
Also? Because Gap and Brand About Town are the fucking shit, I’m also giving away a $50 Gap gift card (Yes, $50! To get your own pair of fucking HOT HOT AWESOME JEANS!) to whoever has the funniest fill in to this sentence by Friday:
I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for…
{Contest Winner: Maureen!)
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aww, I have to be funny? I can't do that! Let's see… I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for…umm… a $50 gap gift card?
Also, cookies, chocolate, ice cream, cake… so long as those calories don't count b/c otherwise I wouldn't be able to fit into the jeans.
I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for… a Klondike bar.
You guys are adorable. I wish I lived in LA and could have gone to this. I miss you all!
I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for… being a fucking size four!
Wait… your not supposed to do that? I strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store all the time…
a brand new pair of Gap jeans!!!
I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for a photo of the mortified look on my husband's face! It would be the facial expression equivalent of –OMG, I did NOT marry and reproduce with this insane woman!
I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for a girls night with Nicole. Wait, sucking up to you isn't going to work? How about in exchange for a few scratchers lottery tickets, a 40 pack of Rice Krispie treats and a bottle of wine?
i would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a gap store (shoot i would even take my shirt off too) if i could make out with a hot authentic italian man immediately after….then walk away!
I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for a night with Bill Compton. Or Eric. Or Jason. This kills 2 birds with one stone because it also involves stripping down. Win-win.
(True Blood much?)
Oooh good answer! Yummm.
I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for…the opportunity to be pants-less in the middle of a Gap store.
I love being pants-less. Also, I love your blog. And since I found your blog through Doni and just introduced myself to her and let her know I've been enjoying her blog for months, I guess it's a good time to say I've also been reading your blog for months, and by the way, you are HILARIOUS.
Notice how I wait until there's an opportunity for free jeans to introduce myself?
-Nicky/Formica D
Your Gap party sounds bananas! I wish I could have gone!!!! You guys are ridiculously awesome
Um, that video made my morning.
For…the chance to be a career artist and rock star…
I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for…the opportunity for my kids to yell, "look my mom's butt" as loud as they could. They could tell the story to their kids about how insane their grandma is.
OMG a size 4. I am so jealous!
I love Jamie's answer, ha. And I was totally thinking "a Klondike bar," but that was taken. Hm, let's see…
I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for…ten minutes alone in a closet with Justin Timberlake. Bow chica bow wow.
I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for a brand new computer!
I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for… absolutely nothing, because i'm ridiculous like that. Just be sure to ask me on a day that i'm like… wearing underwear. Changing pants in the middle of gap with no underwear? THATS NOT AT ALL GRATUITOUS.
Also, seeing so many of my FAVORITE GIRLS EVER in one video makes me miss you all like crazy. It looks like such a blast and i'm so happy it was awesome for you girls. YAY SIZE FOUR!!
Loooooove the video. And your size 4 ass, obvi. Oh, do I have to enter the contest now? I'm not feeling funny today, damnit. Umm.
I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of the Gap in exchange for…wait, does this imply that that's not normal behavior? Who says you need material motivation to do something wildly inappropriate? Am I drunk at the time? Because if I am, I would pretty much do this anyway.
I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for a (jumping) high-five from Abraham Lincoln.
Ok, fine. I'd really do it for nothing more than a promise from the store manager to not call the police; I'm not trying to get arrested – or Tasered – in my undies.
I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store for 2 glasses of really great red wine. Wait… the wine would need to come first…
I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for…Johnny Depp's hand in marriage. Then and only then.
–Lauren
mind blowing sex.
Does that make me a prostitute? If so, I am surprisingly okay with it.
Seriously though, great video! And I am totally jealous about the jeans.
I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for… making Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Bros. disappear. LOL
I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for…
(wait, I've got to make this one legitimate)
… ok, I would do it for one of two things: a nice, crisp twenty-dollar bill..
OR
John Krasinski's hand tucked into the back pocket of my nice, crisp fabulous Gap jeans. And then, unbeknownst to him, my SIZE FOUR! bubble butt would lure him in with the stealth and speed of a jungle cat and I too could thank the Gap for changing my life.
Sigh.
A girl can dream.
I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for… pretty much anything, I'm a sucker for free stuff.
…world peace.
I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for… delicious morsels of yumminess served on silver platters, sangria and your new gang sign (four, not eight now). Oh wait, we already did this!
EASY! I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for…a pakc of HARIBO Gummi Bears! =)
That's so cool. Such a cute vid – size 4!
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um i freaking love this video.
the end.
oh wait, not the end. because i love you too
I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for…
Seriously? It wouldn't take much. And if I were wearing cute panties, fuck, I'd do it for nothing, I'd just want to show off my panties.
I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for the opportunity to be proclaim being a "Size 4!!!!". (throws up 4 fingers)
so sad I couldn't make it !
……….. helping Nicole fulfill that wish list.
A pair of Gap jeans!!!
Though really, it wouldn't take too much convincing for anything to get me to do such a thing..
I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for…the chance, even the chance, that Eric Bana would lather me in something yummy like chocolate or caramel sauce. Oh he is delicious!
ohmygod, you girls are just way too cute!
SIZE FOUR!
i'd strip down in the middle of the store for a chance to have drinks with you!
I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for and all you can buy shopping spree there?
or maybe just the jeans for free.
I'm cheap.
I would absolutely strip down in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for a kiss from Eric Bana, who would feel bad for my pantsless self. Then I would realize that I am married and slap him. While winking. So he knows I enjoyed it. Also, these jeans are freaking amazing.
… in exchange for getting away with sex in a dressing room?
Or…. yeah.
I LOVE this video! I loved seeing your tattoo like three times and then looking at my wrist and being all AHH I LOVE YOU.
I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for my dignity. Cause I'd have none when they realize I didn't shave for the last six + days, and am wearing a thong with a frayed butt string since apparently being UNEMPLOYED doesn't allow me the time to shower or do laundry.
great vid.
size four is definitely exciting. i'm kinda jealous i'm not in on this gap stuff i keep seeing 
I think I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store just in exchange for some appreciative looks ; ) (only if there were some sexy males near by)
I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for the attention I would get for stripping down and trying on jeans in the middle of a Gap store.
I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for…
a can of root beer and bar of Hershey's milk chocolate because right now, I'm fucking hungry.
I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for the bail money necessary to get my ass out of prison for exposing myself in a mall.
I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for…a blog worthy story.
For the chance of a lifetime. For free jeans. For getting the perfect job. For feeling like I wanted a little undies dance party in the Gap.
LOVE the video girls. And there's nothin' betta than wearing a smaller size than you've ever worn. Nice work Gap.
i would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a gap store in exchange for winning this contest. seriously, i'll do, i want those jeans!
I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for… a visit from Jesus, who would promptly compliment me on my new jeans which totally make my ass look killer. And then we'd grab coffee.
I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for … alternating lap dances from Hugh Jackman, Brad Pitt and Jake Gyllenhaal while being taught the world's greatest pickup lines from Neil Patrick Harris and eating a Boca Burger, which is being fed to me by a one Jillian Michaels while she shreds the extra pounds off my thighs and gets me into a size 4 bootcut.
…in exchange for a frozen, chocolate covered banana.
Yes, I went there. I'm so inappropriate today.
I would strip down and try on jeans in the middle of a Gap store in exchange for… free. Duh. Have you met me?
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