So a while ago I started doing this thing on Twitter called #FuckingFunnyFriday that’s less of an actual thing and more of just a super selfish way to get people to link me to funny shit, but it’s overwhelmingly awesome and I now have a collection of the funniest links ever ever and I always get so excited for Fridays except I don’t always remember to do it because sometimes I’m hungover and unsure of what day of the week it is.

Which is to say, it’s that time again! And let me return the funny favor! Here’s a video I totally love.

And here’s another one.

And here’s a link to the guest post I wrote for ToyWithMe.com, my favorite sex blog in the entirety of the creepy pornographic internet wonderland and oh my god that reminds me, apparently a lot of people can’t access my blog at work because their work thinks my blog is a fucking SEX SITE and this is basically the best news I’ve ever heard and excuse me while I leave you to go run around with my pants down while yelling about how my life is one glorious glory hole after another.

Happiest of happy Fridays, you crazy Popsicle sticks.