Comments on: floss, zombies, and big awesome uninsured horse smiles

By: Brandon

Brandon — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 22:54:53 +0000

So I feel a little misled, a little dirty, a little satisfied, but mostly misled. I clicked a link telling me you were going to talk about zombies. ZOMBIES. You mentioned zombie, then talked about your vagina for a long time. Yes your website is pink, yes you clearly explained your fascination with vagina in the near vicinity of the “ZOMBIE” link I clicked on, but still, I think it’s mostly your fault I just took two minutes to read about vagina when I thought it was zombie, and thought it was good enough to deserve a response.

Oh, and Fuck me, this post is a year old.

By: Christina Harper

Christina Harper — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 21:57:07 +0000

Is it sad that I avoid dentists and vag doctors at all costs? Like to protect both my sanity and my sense of privacy? Oh, but about cars and washing them… I haven’t washed mine in two years now. I’m lazy.

By: Nora

Nora — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 19:59:31 +0000

not that I’m laughing at you, just the situation. Wanted to make sure that was clear!

By: Nora

Nora — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 19:59:09 +0000

I think the lesson learned is this: next time anyone goes to Planned Parenthood we should have a bottle of tequila on hand. Two hours in a waiting room would surely kill me. And $200 a Planned Parenthood? Are you kidding me? No wonder people don’t get their yearly check-ups.

Anyway, as always, love that you can make such an awful situation into something to laugh about

By: toywithme

toywithme — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 16:58:23 +0000

I want your vagina!

Not literally, ok maybe, um let’s move on here. There’s was more but the spam filter wasn’t feeling it. Apparently not everyone is down with a lot of vagina.

By: emmysuh

emmysuh — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 17:37:08 +0000

ALSO, because I NEED to leave 390 comments per post (some might say, Emily, type and make sure eeeverything you want to say is in one comment, BUT NOOO), while I was at said weirdo lady doctor appointment, lying back, trying to “relax,” and they’re handing around METAL TOOLS, the worst thing to hear is, “No, no, hand me the BIG one.”

I escaped unscathed.

By: emmysuh

emmysuh — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 17:34:58 +0000

Also, Enjoy your tight vagina.

By: emmysuh

emmysuh — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 17:30:50 +0000

DUDE, I went and got my annual Lady Business Exam at the county health clinic and it was terrifying because there were all these 18 year old looking chicks with their premature crack babies in the waiting room and then they misspelled my name (“Fuhrheinrich” not “Suhrheinrich” <–correct. EXPLAIN PLEASE) and tested for diseases I TOLD THEM I DIDN'T HAVE (aka DIABEETUS and GERMAN MEASLES?!?!?) and kept trying to sell me vitamins, etc. that would make my uterus grow a baby better and I was like PERHAPS I HAVE NOT MADE MYSELF CLEAR, I am here to make sure I am not growing black mold or astbestos anywhere in my lady business, and then all I want are some BABY CANCELING PILLS.

45 minutes after they took me back into the Nurse Question Chamber, they finally got around to the Lady Business exam, which took 5 minutes.

We need a better system. Or…at least…better (or existing) insurance…

By: tia

tia — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 06:57:09 +0000

planned parenthood is the most awful place in the entire world.

i know that this is true because i’ve been to Delaware. and planned parenthood is worse.

and you are clearly not lying well enough on your information sheet because in all my years i never paid more than $20/year.

in fact, one time i put a slightly inflated income and the receptionist actually CALLED ME OVER and said “I think you accidentally put a ’1′ in front of your monthly income, *wink wink*” and i said “YES THANK YOU I DID PLEASE GIVE ME FREE BIRTH CONTROL AND ALSO I JUST HAD 4 BIRTHDAYS IN YOUR WAITING AREA”

and then i tried to joke with the NP. but she didn’t think i was funny.

this comment is long and dumb.

By: Ask Alice

Ask Alice — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 06:07:28 +0000

I had bleeding gums for a bit so I asked my dentist and turned out it was because I had bronchitis (so apparently with any kind of sickness your gums will get sensitive) so I mean, maybe you’re sick?

Also free girly-exams are the best. For $200 I could get really drunk like twice.