Comments on: facebook stalking, sick kids, and one more reason to add to the list of reasons why there’s a spot reserved for me in hell http://nicoleisbetter.com/facebook-stalking-sick-kids-and-one-more-reason-to-add-to-the-list-of-reasons-why-theres-a-spot-reserved-for-me-in-hell a life less bullshit Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:19:07 +0000 hourly 1 By: pennehttp://nicoleisbetter.com/facebook-stalking-sick-kids-and-one-more-reason-to-add-to-the-list-of-reasons-why-theres-a-spot-reserved-for-me-in-hell#comment-17676 penne Thu, 20 May 2010 22:15:02 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1971#comment-17676 Just because I got drunker than normal 14 years ago and married a good-looking cowboy dude doesn't mean I should be excluded from virtual tiaras and Snuggie modeling. Please create a Mrs. Blogosphere as well. I promise I'll be nice to orphans and kittens. Okay, not kittens, they annoy me with their "mew mew mew" and their tiny fucking claws, but the orphans? I'll totally make them cookies. Okay, I'll BUY them cookies. Whatever. Also? I'll let you use my hot tub. Just because I got drunker than normal 14 years ago and married a good-looking cowboy dude doesn’t mean I should be excluded from virtual tiaras and Snuggie modeling. Please create a Mrs. Blogosphere as well. I promise I’ll be nice to orphans and kittens. Okay, not kittens, they annoy me with their “mew mew mew” and their tiny fucking claws, but the orphans? I’ll totally make them cookies. Okay, I’ll BUY them cookies. Whatever. Also? I’ll let you use my hot tub.

]]> By: Christina Harperhttp://nicoleisbetter.com/facebook-stalking-sick-kids-and-one-more-reason-to-add-to-the-list-of-reasons-why-theres-a-spot-reserved-for-me-in-hell#comment-17675 Christina Harper Thu, 20 May 2010 20:10:05 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1971#comment-17675 Bloggers are way cooler than beauty queen bitches. Meh. The whores... And not the good kind of whore either. Bloggers are way cooler than beauty queen bitches.

Meh. The whores…

And not the good kind of whore either.

]]> By: amber rae lambkehttp://nicoleisbetter.com/facebook-stalking-sick-kids-and-one-more-reason-to-add-to-the-list-of-reasons-why-theres-a-spot-reserved-for-me-in-hell#comment-17673 amber rae lambke Thu, 20 May 2010 04:00:54 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1971#comment-17673 i fucking love you. that is all. i fucking love you.

that is all.

]]> By: Capricorn Cringehttp://nicoleisbetter.com/facebook-stalking-sick-kids-and-one-more-reason-to-add-to-the-list-of-reasons-why-theres-a-spot-reserved-for-me-in-hell#comment-17643 Capricorn Cringe Mon, 17 May 2010 20:07:40 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1971#comment-17643 Did you just call Miss California "the good water snatch" in your update? Because that's fucking hilarious and deserves its own award. I went to school with a state representative. No wonder my state is broke. Did you just call Miss California “the good water snatch” in your update? Because that’s fucking hilarious and deserves its own award.

I went to school with a state representative. No wonder my state is broke.

]]> By: Valoriehttp://nicoleisbetter.com/facebook-stalking-sick-kids-and-one-more-reason-to-add-to-the-list-of-reasons-why-theres-a-spot-reserved-for-me-in-hell#comment-17642 Valorie Sun, 16 May 2010 23:44:27 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1971#comment-17642 I bet all she spends her time doing is prepping for those pageants. You are out living life, being awesome. Props. Also, I mentioned you in my most recent blog post, hope you don't mind. :) I bet all she spends her time doing is prepping for those pageants. You are out living life, being awesome. Props.

Also, I mentioned you in my most recent blog post, hope you don’t mind. :)

]]> By: britthttp://nicoleisbetter.com/facebook-stalking-sick-kids-and-one-more-reason-to-add-to-the-list-of-reasons-why-theres-a-spot-reserved-for-me-in-hell#comment-17641 britt Sun, 16 May 2010 14:05:57 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1971#comment-17641 i bet her vagina would have made stupid chocolate i bet her vagina would have made stupid chocolate

]]> By: Kerinhttp://nicoleisbetter.com/facebook-stalking-sick-kids-and-one-more-reason-to-add-to-the-list-of-reasons-why-theres-a-spot-reserved-for-me-in-hell#comment-17636 Kerin Fri, 14 May 2010 22:00:37 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1971#comment-17636 you know what's creepy? i started reading jamie's blog awhile back when my friend showed it to me. and then i started reading yours because it was on her page. and then one day i showed my friend your blog and was like "how cool is that? they like live together now and shit", and i may or may not have looked you up on the successful social networking site bookface and i noticed that you and my friend are fb friends so i asked her, and she's all whoa the whoa, i went to high school with her. longish story short, you went to high school with a girl i know. you know what’s creepy? i started reading jamie’s blog awhile back when my friend showed it to me. and then i started reading yours because it was on her page. and then one day i showed my friend your blog and was like “how cool is that? they like live together now and shit”, and i may or may not have looked you up on the successful social networking site bookface and i noticed that you and my friend are fb friends so i asked her, and she’s all whoa the whoa, i went to high school with her. longish story short, you went to high school with a girl i know.

]]> By: Not Lisahttp://nicoleisbetter.com/facebook-stalking-sick-kids-and-one-more-reason-to-add-to-the-list-of-reasons-why-theres-a-spot-reserved-for-me-in-hell#comment-17635 Not Lisa Fri, 14 May 2010 20:10:28 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1971#comment-17635 I just started trolling my old favorite blogs after a much-too-extended absence. And oh-em-gee how I've missed you. Officially count me among your readership again. On all 1,267 of your current blog projects. Love it! I just started trolling my old favorite blogs after a much-too-extended absence. And oh-em-gee how I’ve missed you.

Officially count me among your readership again. On all 1,267 of your current blog projects. Love it!

]]> By: Jaimehttp://nicoleisbetter.com/facebook-stalking-sick-kids-and-one-more-reason-to-add-to-the-list-of-reasons-why-theres-a-spot-reserved-for-me-in-hell#comment-17634 Jaime Fri, 14 May 2010 16:40:25 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1971#comment-17634 http://twitter.com/whitegrlproblem Came across this twitter and have been in hysterics for an hour now. Her humor reminds me of yours, thought you'd like it. It's a satirical series of "white girl problems"... i.e. "I queefed in front of my psychic today. She was not surprised." http://twitter.com/whitegrlproblem

Came across this twitter and have been in hysterics for an hour now. Her humor reminds me of yours, thought you’d like it. It’s a satirical series of “white girl problems”…

i.e. “I queefed in front of my psychic today. She was not surprised.”

]]> By: Laurahttp://nicoleisbetter.com/facebook-stalking-sick-kids-and-one-more-reason-to-add-to-the-list-of-reasons-why-theres-a-spot-reserved-for-me-in-hell#comment-17633 Laura Fri, 14 May 2010 15:20:37 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1971#comment-17633 "whatever is in my water makes it look like my body ate her body" I would vote for you JUST because of that line. “whatever is in my water makes it look like my body ate her body”

I would vote for you JUST because of that line.

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