Comments on: couches, airport security, and the dilemma of where to masturbate when you’re a professional nomad http://nicoleisbetter.com/couches-airport-security-and-the-dilemma-of-where-to-masturbate-when-you%e2%80%99re-a-professional-nomad a life less bullshit Wed, 16 May 2012 22:46:41 +0000 hourly 1 By: Amanda Blog and Kisshttp://nicoleisbetter.com/couches-airport-security-and-the-dilemma-of-where-to-masturbate-when-you%e2%80%99re-a-professional-nomad#comment-14501 Amanda Blog and Kiss Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:14:58 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1353#comment-14501 bahahahahaha! omg that post had me rolling! You're hilarious, especially this: "Looking back, this should have been the precise moment at which I stopped taking her seriously, or at least questioned the size of her vagina, because really? if her experience with vibrators is that they’re the SAME SIZE AS A ROLLED UP PAIR OF JEANS, maybe that’s something she should see someone about." bahahahahaha! omg that post had me rolling! You're hilarious, especially this:

"Looking back, this should have been the precise moment at which I stopped taking her seriously, or at least questioned the size of her vagina, because really? if her experience with vibrators is that they’re the SAME SIZE AS A ROLLED UP PAIR OF JEANS, maybe that’s something she should see someone about."

]]> By: Crystalhttp://nicoleisbetter.com/couches-airport-security-and-the-dilemma-of-where-to-masturbate-when-you%e2%80%99re-a-professional-nomad#comment-14426 Crystal Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:40:26 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1353#comment-14426 i love you. send me an address and i will send you a tiny and discrete and quiet vibrator. maybe it should be waterproof too- take that baby in the shower. i love you. send me an address and i will send you a tiny and discrete and quiet vibrator. maybe it should be waterproof too- take that baby in the shower.

]]> By: Princess Pointfulhttp://nicoleisbetter.com/couches-airport-security-and-the-dilemma-of-where-to-masturbate-when-you%e2%80%99re-a-professional-nomad#comment-14416 Princess Pointful Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:58:04 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1353#comment-14416 I'm probably spending the entirety of January traveling... and I'm glad I read this before, rather than after. I'm probably spending the entirety of January traveling… and I'm glad I read this before, rather than after.

]]> By: Melindahttp://nicoleisbetter.com/couches-airport-security-and-the-dilemma-of-where-to-masturbate-when-you%e2%80%99re-a-professional-nomad#comment-14389 Melinda Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:05:52 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1353#comment-14389 haha, the things you write about. my goodness. haha, the things you write about. my goodness.

]]> By: Bootshttp://nicoleisbetter.com/couches-airport-security-and-the-dilemma-of-where-to-masturbate-when-you%e2%80%99re-a-professional-nomad#comment-14388 Boots Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:54:14 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1353#comment-14388 Hahahaha. This is awesome! Finally someone addresses the one issue that has stopped me from becoming a true nomad! Hahahaha. This is awesome! Finally someone addresses the one issue that has stopped me from becoming a true nomad!

]]> By: Jessicahttp://nicoleisbetter.com/couches-airport-security-and-the-dilemma-of-where-to-masturbate-when-you%e2%80%99re-a-professional-nomad#comment-14386 Jessica Sat, 31 Oct 2009 05:05:18 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1353#comment-14386 Seriously, always bring a vibrator, never leave home without it Seriously, always bring a vibrator, never leave home without it

]]> By: Williamhttp://nicoleisbetter.com/couches-airport-security-and-the-dilemma-of-where-to-masturbate-when-you%e2%80%99re-a-professional-nomad#comment-14385 William Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:24:17 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1353#comment-14385 THis post is hysterical. May I suggest an electric toothbrush. Two birds with one stone. THis post is hysterical. May I suggest an electric toothbrush. Two birds with one stone.

]]> By: Rachelhttp://nicoleisbetter.com/couches-airport-security-and-the-dilemma-of-where-to-masturbate-when-you%e2%80%99re-a-professional-nomad#comment-14384 Rachel Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:12:16 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1353#comment-14384 I have seriously had this same dillemma. And also chosen to not bring the vibrator. And it was always a bad idea. I agree with everyone else -- get yourself a little vibe and take out the batteries before going through security. And trust me -- they've seen bigger, badder, more scary vibrators than yours, so be proud of the fact that you can combine travel and masturbation with ease :) I have seriously had this same dillemma. And also chosen to not bring the vibrator. And it was always a bad idea. I agree with everyone else — get yourself a little vibe and take out the batteries before going through security. And trust me — they've seen bigger, badder, more scary vibrators than yours, so be proud of the fact that you can combine travel and masturbation with ease :)

]]> By: Mara J.http://nicoleisbetter.com/couches-airport-security-and-the-dilemma-of-where-to-masturbate-when-you%e2%80%99re-a-professional-nomad#comment-14383 Mara J. Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:59:51 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1353#comment-14383 Another "Over the Top!" post from Nicole. I left you an award on my *other* blog: <a href="http://urbanity-charmcity.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">http://urbanity-charmcity.blogspot.com/</a> Another "Over the Top!" post from Nicole. I left you an award on my *other* blog: http://urbanity-charmcity.blogspot.com/

]]> By: E.P.http://nicoleisbetter.com/couches-airport-security-and-the-dilemma-of-where-to-masturbate-when-you%e2%80%99re-a-professional-nomad#comment-14380 E.P. Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:32:10 +0000 http://nicoleisbetter.com/?p=1353#comment-14380 I would have never even thought about this until you mentioned it. Now, whenever I'm traveling, I will be asking myself that question... I would have never even thought about this until you mentioned it. Now, whenever I'm traveling, I will be asking myself that question…

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