Comments on: coffee shops, power cords, and the end of my life as a person who wears high heels

By: Courtney

Courtney — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 03:48:08 +0000

So…I totally know what you mean about the heels. I quit heels around age 28. When I stopped working in corporate retail, where every day was a freaking fashion show competition with bitches eying you up and down on the regular every time you go to/fro the potty — ya, that’s when I quit. In fact, I quit so hard, that my husband now mourns my formally sexy legs. He tells me that “flats aren’t alll the flattering”. I know they’re not. I mean, my ankles could stand to be a smidge thinner. But I value comfort over hot legs. Did you hear me mention the word “husband”? Ya, that means I don’t have to worry about looking sexy anymore. I mean, I do, but only for fear that I’ll run into one of those old Macy’s bitches. *flinching at the thought*

By: ericka @ alabaster cow

ericka @ alabaster cow — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 23:29:06 +0000

i never wear heels. and i only had a kid for the sole purpose of growing her large enough to carry me on her shoulders one day. and for everyone to tell me how cute she is so i can act as if her attractiveness was all my doing.

you are a very kind person to bring a surge protector. i like you.

By: Sara

Sara — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 16:04:05 +0000

DUDE!!! what in sam’s hell happened with the guy in the wheelchair?!?!?! i think you have had to much tea because you moved to another subject about shoes and never came back….you left me abandoned in wtfhappendtowheelchairmanville

By: Josef

Josef — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 12:09:08 +0000

I have been too busy at the 9 to 5 to comment lately but I have been reading. I will always be reading and now I have no choice because I want to find out if there will be a repeat battle between Seventy vs. Cripply. Can I get a job where the main responsibility is reading nicoleisbetter.com? That would be the dream job….oh and did you find my shoe? Yeah, long story involving cross-dressing, binge drinking and being date raped…

By: Alex K.S.

Alex K.S. — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 06:40:45 +0000

Oh my wowza, I might be in love with you. Ok, I shouldn’t get ahead of myself, but this stuff is hysterical, I find myself laughing maniacally whilst reading.

p.s. Seeing one shoe on the ground/street/entranceway to my gym makes me slightly crazy, I like to think that I would notice if I lost one…

By: Nora

Nora — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 03:49:07 +0000

I’ve often wondered how ONE shoe comes to be on the side of the road, only one. And you can go along for miles and not see it’s mate. Where does the other shoe go? I don’t get it. Great minds, friend. Great minds.

By: Christina Harper

Christina Harper — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 22:00:12 +0000

I have only one word to say: wow. Which is funny because it came after, like, seven previous words that had nothing to do with the subsequent word.

By: Toe

Toe — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 21:05:47 +0000

It’s interesting to watch the progression of ADD with a dose of caffeine obliterate this post into random questions about shoes.

By: Fajr | Stylish Thought

Fajr | Stylish Thought — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 20:49:09 +0000

Just discovered your blog, not like Christopher Columbus or anything, but I think I love you. But not as much as I love high heels. I will be back!

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 20:44:29 +0000

I’ll still have sex with you if you wear flats. Hell, I’ll still have sex with you if you shout about your 5 inch cock in a convenience store.

But please, please tell me you have one longer than 5 inches in your collection.