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Of course I’m still interning for The Bloggess. No way she’ll ever be able to get rid of me now. From: Nicole The Intern To: Jenny The Bloggess Subject: new house. dead fetus. correlation between the two. The thing about Bolivia is that you can buy dried llama fetuses at something called the Witches’ Market [...]
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One of my favorite scenarios is when I’m having a conversation with someone and a ridiculous thing comes up and the other person is all, “You couldn’t pay me to do that,” because that’s my cue to call their over-exaggerating bluff and begin the cash-in-a-duffel-bag game. I’m all, “Oh really? What if someone seriously gave [...]
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In case we somehow wind up living together one day, there are a few things you should know about me. Number one is that I bake excellent brownies. Number two is that I’ll likely make your bed whenever you’re not home, whether you want me to or not. And number three is that there isn’t [...]
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I take my phone with me to the bathroom. Do you do that? Is it just me? Am I the only one who’s self important enough to think that the world will explode if I miss a call during the minute and a half that I’m going to the bathroom? I honestly don’t know why [...]
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Today is my 25th birthday. And do you know what I’ve realized? I’ve realized that life is made up of three things: memories, plans, and deep breaths. Memories are our past. Memories are moments that have ended, but that are ours to keep forever and ever. Memories are what connect us with who we were, [...]
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