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From the category archives:
Somewhere over the past three and a half years since I graduated from NYU, I stopped playing drinking games.
And by drinking games, I clearly just mean Kings Cup because that’s really the only drinking game I ever knew how to play except actually, I don’t think I knew how to play at all and I [...]
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Let’s talk about that moment, the one where you’re all, “Ah ha! So that’s what being an adult looks like.”
It happened to me about halfway through third grade. We were living in London at the time (another story for another Wednesday), and my parents and I spent weekend afternoons exploring our new city and going [...]
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At some point over the last, like, forever, I got added onto an absurd amount of email lists. So many email lists that I’m pretty sure there’s someone out there who hates me and gets off to repeatedly submitting and resubmitting my email address to all the possible newsletters in the history of newsletters and [...]
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When I first got the email, I thought it was maybe some kind of joke. So I read it again and apparently no, it wasn’t a joke and the crazy people at Intel actually were inviting me to attend their Youth Rock Stars Summit at the Intel Headquarters and I was going to get put [...]
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This is probably a little redundant at this point, but I drink a lot of wine. Specifically, I drink a lot of Two Buck Chuck from Trader Joe’s, which isn’t necessarily relevant but might be something you should write down just in case you’re ever faced with needing to buy me a present and you’re [...]
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