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So I came to this realization recently, and it’s less about grammar and more about arousal, but perhaps the most awkwardly horrible time to make a typo is while dirty texting. Because I mean, it’s all hot and sexy until somebody wants you to do something to their hard coke. Or you’re so turned on [...]
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Sometimes Craigslist is my most favorite thing in the galaxy. Like when I’m feeling sad and I read through the missed connections and see that some 22 year old guy took the time to reach out to the “cute blonde girl who cuts hair sometimes at Sport Clips Pleasant Hill” to tell her that she’s [...]
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It started just like any other day. I woke up, had some breakfast, and took a look at my to-do list. Item number one: schedule a Brazilian wax with Kim. So I called. And the receptionist was all nonchalant with her “oh, actually, Kim no longer works here.” Before falling to the floor in dramatic [...]
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Between blogging, Twittering, freelancing, researching and writing for HandsIn, and stalking people on Facebook, it’s pretty safe to say that I spend the majority of my life online. So when my little white MacBook started acting up I was all, “Shhh, Betsy, WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SHENANIGANS.” And she was like, “Bitch please, [...]
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