As part of my ever-growing collection of sex toys, I’m proud to announce that I now own one that looks like a bunny. Well, not an actual bunny. Not like with a cute little bunny face. I wouldn’t touch myself with a cute little bunny face. Or an ugly little bunny face. Or any little bunny face.
Shit, this is off to a horrible start.
A few months ago, Jamie and I went on a tour of the Babeland warehouse for no other reason than the fact that if someone asks if you’d like to tour their warehouse full of sex toys, you say yes.
(That’s piece of advice number one.)
Our favorite part of the tour was the library, or more accurately “The Room Where Every Sex Toy You’ve Ever Imagined Is Displayed To Look At And Play With But No Not Like That You Weirdo It’s A Warehouse Not A Brothel.”
It was in this library (or “TRWESTYEIIDTLAAPWBNNLTYWIAWNAB”) that I first learned about Jimmyjane, a premium sex toy company that I somehow hadn’t heard about in my years of superior vaginaness. I saw their shelf of gorgeous toys and was all, “Ooo” and the Babeland girl was like, “I know right?!” and I was all, “Wait, what the fuck is that?” and she was like, “That’s the Form 2” and I was all, “It looks like bunny ears” and she’s like “It’s one of my favorite toys, would you like one?”
(Piece of advice number two: when a woman who works at a sex toy warehouse asks if you’d like one of her absolute favorite toys, you nod quickly and do a little vagina dance.)
Back at home, I realized why it’s her favorite. The bunny ears sit on either side of everything you want vibrated and the five different modes actually do all feel completely different. Also, it’s waterproof. Also, the ears are flexible. Also, it runs for 7+ hours on a full charge. Also, the manual offers a variety of helpful tips such as, “Do not use on unexplained calf pain” and “Close supervision is necessary when this product is used by, on, or near children, invalids, or disabled persons.”
Which is to say, please comment for a chance to win one of these orgasm ears for yourself, but maybe don’t enter if you routinely masturbate by, on, or near children. Or if you plan to rub your new toy up against your unexplained calf pain.
Although if you have unexplained calf pain that’s bad enough that your last resort is to try to masturbate it, you should probably see a doctor. And if you do the thing with the children and the invalids, you should probably see someone else entirely. And if you want to double your chances for orgasmic goodness while sitting in open-mouthed disbelief at a product you never ever thought would actually exist, you should probably check out this other giveaway for a $2,750 vibrator. Yes, for real. Yes, it’s 24k gold, has 28 diamonds in it, and costs $2,750.
And like, on one hand there are people in the world with no clean water and I can’t believe I’m fantasizing about using a vibrator that costs more than my monthly rent, car payment, utilities, and student loans put together, but on the other hand CAN YOU IMAGINE GETTING OFF TO AN ALMOST THREE THOUSAND DOLLAR VIBRATOR? I seriously can’t think of anything more expensive that I’d like to put in my vagina so if you win and I don’t I’ll obviously pretend to be happy for you, but my clit is going to be pretty fucking angry.
And now an ending filled with adorable bunnies:
{Update: the random integer generator picked comment #51. Happy bunny orgasms to Sarah!}
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Hm… I kinda like the bunny on my vahoola idea. I’d add that to the Cosmo article of things I’d do to (or use on) my vagina.
This is definitely my comment to win
I think if I won that gold and diamond vibrator I’d be tempted to wear it around my neck on a gold chain. And that could get awkward. Although I suppose my children could mistake Mr. Happy Bunny Ears for some sort of bath toy and that could also be awkward. Still want one, though.
So, what you’re saying is that I can use that Jimmyjane thing on my explained calf pain?
Oh, thank god.
Also: I’d like to win one of these, but obviously picking me would be picking favorites, which really fucking sucks for me, because my vagina wants bunnies all up in it. Wait. No it doesn’t. Ew. Delete this comment.
OK this is totally random… maybe not so random… but I was trying to explain the We-vibe to a friend and then pulled up the Babeland site for her and we all decided the next toy we’d buy was the Form 2. WTF? Now I have proof I should get it. Thank you.
Wait, unless by some slim chance I win it, which never happens. In other news, I can’t really imagine using a $3k vibrator, but hey, you only live once.
I don’t understand why you can’t use it on your leg, that seems odd. If it’s good for the cooch shouldn’t it be good enough for the gander?
I wrote this already on Jamie’s blog, but my friend and I looked for you guys on Saturday. Place was crowded, lots of frat boys, but I did show up! Come to my DYL on Friday!
I have to say, I like babeland better than good vibes. I know, heresy, right? I live 2 blocks from a good vibes, but i think babeland has a better selection. That said, I drool over GV’s jimmyjane selection, but I can never justify to myself the dough it takes to buy one. My vag is clearly not that high maintenance. And maybe I’m secretly worried that if I do get one, it will demand only the best afterwards.
I have a personal policy that I will not put anything that resembles an actual animal in my cave of wonders. However, there is no face….so I’m definitely willing to make an exception.
I’m still sore about the stripper pole. Kind of. If I didn’t love you so much, I would be. But….oh God, I’m starting to sound like a weirdo stalker. NEVERMIND NICOLE. Why do you bring out this side of me?!?!?!?!
If there’s one thing I need in life, it’s your advice re: sex toys. Or something? I don’t even really know but JESUS that thing doessss look like a bunny.
OO! I would like to win a bunny eared vibrator! My vibrator budget is SADLY depleted, and a new one would be SO DELIGHTFUL.
Tonight I broke my foot. So in your expert (read “unlicensed”) medical opinion, should I
A) Go see a doctor?
B) Masturbate the pain away?
Besides the fact that it is pink, I rather enjoy the fact that the buttons look like an “!” from the way the picture was taken. I’m sure if I won though, it would be more of an “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” (you get the point). That and I really want to win the booklet so I can read some of the other tips that don’t even involve calf pain and children. Can I just win the booklet regardless?!
Riddle me this Batman….
How far down the rabbit hole is that thing supposed to go?!?
I’m all ears waiting on your response…
Shhhhhhh Be vewy vewy quiet. We’re hunting wabbits……
oh boy…i think i need this…i promise not to use it near my child or on my painful calves. really.
Wow, I’ve actually heard of these before, though I’ve never seen one…pretty cute for a vibrator! Love the fact that it’s pink (please tell me the one you’re giving away is pink?). Also, I think “high fiving my best friend after someone makes a vibrator shaped like my ears” should totally go on my bucket list.
And lastly, I feel compelled to tell you that a bully (aka guy I really liked) made up a rhyme that rhymed with my middle name in FOURTH GRADE that had the line “forgot to pay for batteries for her vibrator.” Did I mention I was in fourth grade at the time? And that I didn’t get it until I was in high school and the lyrics all came rushing back from the deep dark depths of my memory, and I was like “ooooooh wow”? Yeah. Completely random fact that pretty much no one else gets to hear.
I was Just talking to the hubs about how I wanted a new toy (esp with all the states between us). But nothing appealed @ the sex shop here. That glowing review does appeal. And I want one. And so you need to just say Yes to my need & let me win.
btw, I promise not to let my children or disabled people or anyone Else near my new toy. & I want it for places Not my calf, so we’re good there too.
Even though my fiance and I broke up, we didn’t break off things in the bedroom until months afterward. He offered to buy me a vibrator, but I foolishly turned him down because I felt awkward accepting expensive gifts from an ex. Little did I know this offer was supposed to help ease the sudden separation for when he started dating a tramp from OkCupid. Now my hand and I deeply regret turning down his offer. A little TLC with the Form 2 could go a long ways towards helping to ease the pain of a bitter breakup and a lonely bed.
I gotta try this. Commening on my change to win!
ah! I have been dreaming about owning a Form 2 since Babeland first sent out an email about it coming out. I just fantasize about all the ways I would use it to get off…that’s when you know you have a good vibrator on your hands… the thought of the vibrator alone can get the job done. haha. Don’t get me wrong though, that doesn’t mean I don’t still need to get one, one day. haha.
This post caught my eye for TWO reasons:
1. Holy Hell, do I want that Bunny. I don’t even like bunnies, I don’t like the way they move their noses, but this one, I would like.
2. Your mention of clean water means the perfect shameless plug for my current charity project with Charity:Water. I’m turning 25 in 3 months, and all I want is clean water. http://www.mycharitywater.org/jessicareid.
Okay fine. Clean water and a Bunny Vibrator.
GIMME GIMME GIMME!
Please?
Well, since I’m already entered to win the ridiculously expensive/totally looks like something Alexis should own what with the gold & diamonds & what-have-you, I also feel it’s necessary to comment in hopes of winning the bunny ears.
A girl can never have enough sex toys.
Never.
It’s my goal never have to pay for a vibrator (I had an ex buy me one and had a guy buy me one in amsterdam. That could have been an awkward moment in customs) so therefore, I need to win this. The end.
Here’s the thing… My 21st birthday is quickly approaching and I’ve *gasp* never owned a vibrator or any other sex toy. My vagina is sadly neglected. Obviously you should do a good deed and give me this sex toy because, well, besides making my vagina happier than it has ever been, you’d be giving me the experience of a lifetime. Well, at least an experience I’ve as yet to have.
I’ll be sure not to use it on any unexplained calf pain, although why can’t I be a rebel, throw caution to the wind, and vibrate my leg all up?
Consider me entered.
You are officially my orgasm God. I pray to you every night. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF NICOLE LET ME EXPERIENCE SWEET SWEET BLISS.
And then, thanks to you, I do. Are you weirded out yet? WTF am I saying? Of course you’re not. You’re probably tearing up because you are so touched by this declaration.
And no, not that kind of touched.
Gives a whole ‘nother meaning to “doin’ it like rabbits”!
Must have. Peas and carrots?
Ok I guess im entered for sweetie. I tried to get her to pick a form 2 a while back and a form 6. I think that Hitachi fever had set in then. Still she has no rabbit ears in her collection. My big toy box and big play set is all purple. slings, harnesses, toys of every kind imaginable, lelo cuffs and ties and my new purple swing. Its all purple so yes the pink rabbit ears entry is for her.
Oh please please please. Please. I want it.
I feel sure my totally explicable calf pain, absence of any small (or invalid) people and my extensive Vagina Dance rehersals more than qualify me for this little pink wonder…
This is awesome and I feel like such a perv sitting in the basement at 2:30 in the morning using the internet to enter to win a bunny-shaped vibrator, but I’m going to say that given Advice 1 and Advice 2, it is safe to say that when someone says you can potentially get a really awesome vibrator for doing next to nothing, you should probably go for it. And shame is overrated.
I love love LOVE everything Jimmy Jane. And dying to see my husband’s face if I brought a little bunny to bed. You know what I mean.
So, I don’t know if this works randomly or what, but I’m playing the pity card anyway. I’m headed to Iraq next month and if I could give this to Wifey before I leave, that would be super!
Step one. Get over how much the Form 2 reminds me of Miffy.
Step two. Win it.
Step three. Keep it away from kids.
… can’t be that difficult, right?
I know what I want vibrated but I’m not sure I can slip my penis in between those ears.
I mean, I’ll give it a shot but I’m not hopeful.
Hells yeah I want these bunny ears near my vagina. My boyfriends fingers doing “bunny ears” just ain’t cutting it.
pick me! pick me!!!
WANT.
Yes, please.
i want it, i want it, i want it!!!
when you started talking about bunnies and such i thought you were talking about something else, which i have that is awesome, but this sounds way cool too. pick meeeeeeeee
Because who doesn’t want hot pink bunny ears?
ohhh…fancy….
OMG I read about this not too long ago. It really is supposed to be the mother of mothers!! With my BF living 9 hours away…. I get a little too much solo time, this would be great fun!!
As an extremely poor graduate student who lives an hour away from hey boyfriend and is starting class again in just under two weeks where she turns into a hermit, please please enter me to win. For the sake of my sanity, and those I have to teach, a free vibrator would be fabulous.
And again, w ho doesn’t love pink bunny ears.
While my cookie deserves diamonds & gold, I think I’d prefer the bunny.
So foremost, I just have to say that “Form 2″ sounds like something really badass from a James Bond film, so you should probably ask *your* James Bond if he knows anything about it. I mean, he probs invented it for your vaginal pleasure. And wonder. But mostly pleasure.
Second most. There isn’t one. Hooray!
Oh my god, a 3K “O”!!! I wish. Ill take a mediocre free “O”. Hey beggars can’t be choosers!
My stupid vibrator takes two double a batteries and one of those little round flat ones, which has died, and a replacement for which I can’t find anywhere… Please oh please let this be my replacement?
I had to stop admiring you from afar…for cute little vibrating bunny ears. That I wanna do naughty stuff to. That does not involve my calves. Or the calves of children.
Look…MOMMA NEEDS A NEW TOY! GIMME!
Okay, I’m sorry about that.
Please.
Oooo! Yah! That looks amazing. I definitely want… considering the last two vibrators I had BROKE and the one I have now is a wimp. Boo. But it gets the job done. Although I’d love the job to be done by THAT thing. Sign me up!
P.S. 2K for a vibrator?! Crazy talk! It better be GOOD. Like, a long, agile tongue or soft velvety fingers better come out of that thing. I’m serious… is that how it works? Haha.
Well, yes, I need ANOTHER vibrator. I mean, I don’t have one that looks like a bunny and everyone should have a bunny shaped vibrator. Everyone.
That is adorable and PINK and I want it.
Okay, so I’m starting this new thing where I’m not sleeping with a guy until I get to know him better. At least after 2 dates…
(Might not sound like much to anyone else, but I like the sex…and I have very little self control.)
Anyways, maybe this little gem will help me make better decisions.
And it’s so darn cute! I love the pink!!
I, Lala, do solemnly swear not to use the magical bunny ears on unexplained or explained calf pain, on or near children, invalids, or the disabled. I do however anticipate that the magical bunny ears will cause me to swear, cramp in my calfs, scream like a child, or act like an invalid or disabled after use. Amen.
I want to know who or what is responsible for those warnings…like someone tried to use it on their unexplained calf pain and then called the company to complain? Or tried to use it near a child and the child complained? I’m not even going to go to the using it on a child. I’m not okay with that. It’s not okay. Not okay.
I think I’ve made myself clear but all that being said, those are some sweet looking bunny ears…
Am I the only one who worries that diamond bits would chafe my lady bits?
I NEED this. That’s all I’m saying.
Also, my first thought after reading about the $3k vibrator was “I don’t want diamonds around my business”. So no Elly Lou, you aren’t the only one.
I have nothing witty to say, I just really, really wanna WIN THAT SHIT. Thanks. <33
I definitely think the 21 year old who has never owned a vibrator needs this bunny. For reals.
Whoa. DO WANT! I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything so cute meant to love on my lady bits!
Um.. so, yes. This is me. Raising my hand. Uh, yes, I would please like to win that little bunny thing.
And with that, I have to say that when I read the first paragraph, I had a mini freak-out… So I guess it WAS kinda weird that my first vibrator was shaped like a bunny. Like, a real bunny. With ears. And a pink vibrating nose. Important note: I did not purchase this for myself. My ex-boyfriend did. Hence the EX (but I still totally used that thing… You can’t NOT use a vibrator when someone hands it to you, I don’t care what it’s shaped like).
So, yeah. I’d like the bunny vibrator, please.
I pretty much want this so I can say I have orgasm ears and then everyone will be jealous (and confused) that I have orgasm ears. And have more orgasms than they do.
My first vibrator actually *could* be used on unexplained calf pain, mostly because it was a mini massager shaped like Garfield. As in the cat. As in, sorry mom, but at that point I was not confident enough to wander into a sex story so I swiped Garfield for sexy time. I still can’t look that cartoon cat in the eye. So a couple of ears with no other distinguishable features? Bring them on.
Oh how I <3 your confession! As I too, sadly, molested a Garfield massager as a teen with no access to proper sex toys…
Poor, poor Garfield…
I smell a support group in the works. For us, not the cats. Well, maybe one for the cats too.
Oooh, I’ve heard of these before! Pick me!!!
Who writes those guides? And a better question: what had to happen to inspire them to write about children and invalids and calf pain?
You write the best sex/sex toy reviews ever. And I want the bunny ears.
Ooh! This definitely needs to be added to the collection… even if I don’t win
Remember that time you went to the Babeland Warehouse and then I came over afterward to watch Grey’s Anatomy and eat the cake that you made for me and Jamie was all like, “There were flags outside” and I was like, “FLAGS OF THE WORLD!?!” Like, what is wrong with me!?! Also, all I got that day was a condom… and the best cake ever. So. Finger crossies for winning the bunny.
it might be weird that bunnies are my ABSOLUTE FREAKING FAVORITE animal ever. and my verymuchlikejaime best friend and i have a strange fascination with them.. but not in a gross bestiality type of way. sick. buuuuut that being said.. I AM SO FREAKING EXCITED ABOUT THIS GIVEAWAY.
that is all.
so…my birthday is totally this week and I am going to be one year away from 30…I really think I could use those rabbit ears in my life! Love the review and I really hope you win the $3,000 vibrator so you can write about it. i can only imagine what you would have to say about it!
Hello, lover.
i want one. there has been a bunny living in my backyard for months. i love bunnies and this would be a great thing to win. and since i have never won anything from a giveaway in my life…. this would be great.
cheers!
I want a cool toy like that! Never had a vibrator before (and yes, I’m serious)! Now don’t ya just wanna give it to someone who needs the “experience”? Haha! Count me in!
I’d totally love to win this. I’d take it with me to Burning Man, it would match all my outfits. I’d wear it in my Batman-like utility belt and people would ask what it is, and then I could whip it out and show them. And demonstrate. Through their clothes of course. And then there would be joy all through the land.
Pick me! Maybe if we could get enough of us to buy one of the diamond ones we could get a discount.
Ummm, yeah, I need this like now! I haven’t had a vibrator in years (the last one was a bunny too….weird) and I think it’s time…
I mean, the fact that I’m entering for a set of bunny ears for my vagina, while at work, should probably tell you something. I’m just following your fan-fucking-tastic adivce, clearly.
Also? I think it would be hilarious to see the reaction on my mother’s face when I open up the box and I’m all, “Yay! Bunny ears! Vagina! Best day ever!” And she’d have a confused and horrified look on her face because I would’ve a. traveled 2 hours to see her before opening said box, and b. just displayed an irrational amount of excitement for a sex toy, in front of her.
I should *totally* win.
I would also like to add that I’m under the influence on DayQuil and clearly can’t even spell my fucking name correctly. Awesome. High fives for me.
Pick me!
I’ve had the Jack rabbit so I think it’s only fitting that I also have the bunny ears.
Also, is it just me or does this also resemble a tooth?
You mean I CAN’T USE THIS ON MY CALF? Sad day, my friend.
I guess I could use it properly…
This seems like someone had the brilliant idea to take the best part of The Rabbit (the tiny little ears for your ‘outer-region’), give them steroids and scream “HELLZ YES BITCHES! THAT’S HOW WE ROLL!”
Also, would it be totally wrong to put this on my Amazon Wish List?
OMG. The perfect toy!
See, I’ve always wanted to try “The rabbit,” but I have this strange issue with putting things with little animal faces on my vagina… I’m sure you understand.
This bunny? No Face. No Weirdness. WIN.
I really really need and want this! I’m a single mom of a 20 month old. Keeping up with her makes the sex life pretty non existent. It’s been well over a year. Please?
Should I tell you that we have monitored internet use at work, and when the tech saw that I was on your blog he came up to me and told me I was AWESOME, like CAPS LOCK AND EVERYTHING?
Probably not. He also did a dance that was a little freaky.
But whatever, totally worth it. I think you gave him some new ideas, and a man with new ideas is always better than a man without.
Just like a girl with bunny ears is better than a girl without. Just sayin’.
I’ve been single for a year and a half. I could really use that form 2 about now. And and and, you’re awesome. Like high fiving bunnies awesome. Just thought someone should let you know.
I spend way too much money on vibrators. Which is to say, please give me a free one. I would be oh-so-happy.
I think Bat Wings is another good name for a Toy…maybe…
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I totally need one of these! I’m a sex toy virgin!
I could totally get off to that bunny.
I’d think diamonds would be much more complicated to clean than silicone. And I’m not sure I’m that close of friends with my jeweler. I’ll take the bunny, thanks!
I would very much like to have sex with something that reminds me of a bunny. I mean a dinosaur would be cooler, but who doesn’t want to have sex with a dinosaur? Or eat them. Either way, I would like that toy. Thanks
ok, i refer to my 2 cats as my “little bunnies” but if/when i win this, they will be needing a new nickname asap.
I didn’re realize it till now but I NEED diamonds in my vagina.
Failing that I’d be very content with bunny ears that sit on either side of everything I want vibrated.
I am entering this contest at work (BAD IDEA) whilst I try and schedule a meeting for Friday so I’m all, “Is the conference room open for 3 PM — OO, BUNNY EARS.”
So, if I get fired, can you please make sure I win this? Please and thank you.
WANT
I too am entering for the bunny ears from work but I work with naked people so I’m sure this isn’t the worst thing that an employee has done on the job.
Who wouldn’t want pink vibrating bunny ears?
I do
Want! Want! Want! Want! Want! Want! Want! Want! Want! Want! Want! Want! Want! Want! Want! Want! Want! Want! Want! Want! Want! Want! Want! Want!
Am I entered yet?
I solemnly swear to not do any masturbating on any calf pain, explained or unexplained. And to express my appreciation to any rabbits I see.
Did I win?
The rabbit always gets the praise but the tortoise won the race.
Um. Amazing.
I think I really want this.
I check your blog every day waiting for something new! You are hilarious and I absolutely love your blogs. Anddd I absolutely want the form 2!! So count me in for the contest please, thanks.
-Kelly
A pink “bunny” is a WIN! Choose me!
I sweeear never to use that around or on children (especially since the only time I encounter children is at work… and that’s just a no no), and I would never waste a good vibration on calf pain, explained or not!
Very nice… I would be happy with a bunny, but an almost 3k toy? Thats crazy! I wonder if the orgasms are more decedent ;p
umm, i dont own a vibrator, but now i have to have the bunny. hot pink, bunny ears! sign me up!
Your life is better than mine.
I want. Please.
If I win I promise never to use it on my sore calf. My wife’s sore calf?
I looked at the picture of this and said out loud “Oh?”
I understand your reaction to it. I want one
Well… my first vibrator died (RIP) and thinking I’d be a good little non-slutbag, I went and bought a new vibe… $70.00 later and HALF a use, it has also died. Apparently the vibrator gods want me to be a skank-hoe-bag, so winning this bunny vibe would prove that the vibrator gods WANT me to retain my current status of non-sluttiness. And then I would have to vibrate my thanks to them over and over… and over… and over…
Nicole, you make me laugh and laugh and laugh.
I love your giveaways. Ze end.
No, NOT ze end. Because I also love you.
Oh my! Really… OH MY! That looks like a little pink bundle of fun, plus it is cute! Yay for cute things that make you all sorts of tingley!
Have you tried the hidden “anarchy” mode on the form 2? That’s why I’d like a set of these bunny ears.
OMG would I love one of these! My complete stash of vibrators got toasted in storage…who knew humidity would make them into scientific mold experiments???? **sob**
Here is where I admit to not owning any fun toys. Can you believe it? Me either. This right here, is why I really hope to win! Thanks!
I want this! But….it might not be entirely responsible to pick me, just warning you. I might have some sudden unexplained calf pain, and there’s no telling what I’d do then.
So your blog rocks my world even more than vibrators that look like bunnies could vibrate it. Just sayin’…
Jesus there are a lot of vagina’s that need to be satsified by this. Count mine in!
I hope I didn’t come too late to enter. Although…if you pick me, I can promise I’ll never come late again, with the help of the pink bunny ears.
MINE!
Another sex toy virgin here! Seriously in need of the pink bunny to start my collection. I’ve been stressed and thinking that I really need a vacation, but I think this would be a good start.
hahaha i have the PERFECT SONG for this…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML0Ho2EgvwY&feature=related
(and if all my years of babysitting for creepy evangelical christian families turns out to pay me back now via the winning of a bunny-eared vibrator then i will know that there is a just and loving god and that he does, in fact, have a sense of humor. as well as know that he RECOGNIZES the sacrifice of those nights spent watching ‘veggie tales’ with sticky-faced 2 year olds instead of giving movie theater hand jobs during showings of the wild thornberry’s like i shouldve been doing)
I’ve never used a vibrator because they usually look scary, but this one looks very approachable!
My current vibe is so loud (but effective) that it woke up my roommate in the next room and he now thinks that I am inviting him to join when I use it. Its getting awkward. Would love something a bit more discrete
7+ HOURS? FIRST OF ALL. THAT SOUNDS PAINFUL. IF IN FACT YOUR USED IT FOR THAT AMOUNT OF TIME…..CONSECUTIVELY. ALSO. REMEMBER HOW I THINK MY GRANDMOTHER IS REINCARNATED INTO A BUNNY? REMEMBER THAT? ACTUALLY BOTH GRANDMOTHERS. FUCK. THAT ACTUALLY PROBABLY MAKES ME WIN LESS, LIKE, “WHY WOULD SHE WANT TO FUCK HER GRANDMOTHERS EARS?” BUT WHATEVER.
ALSO. REMEMBER. I’M SINGLE. AND FUCKED UP. AND I NEED SEX.
I’M ALSO SCREAMING.
So my husband asked what I was laughing about, to which I replied “the thought of trying to masturbate my unexplained calf pain away… possibly in the presence of invalids”.
He looked mildly concerned for a second, and then walked away.
Thank you, Nicole, for bringing moments like that to my marriage! LOL
it’s pink! i want it!
So bunny ears huh? IN!
I’m in a way long distance relationship and this could go a long way to keeping me a happy girl. Here’s to winning. *cheers*
holy hell i would love on that thing like it was a real fluffy bunny.
yes please!
It totally totally TOTALLY looks like Hoops, from Hoops and Yoyo.
http://homepage.mac.com/anyslyenchanter/iblog/C811526163/E1341386217/Media/hoopsyoyo.jpg
But I want it oh SO bad.
Oooooh, I don’t have any sex toys ;_; nor do I have a bf, other half, or regular bonking buddy. In fact I need this more than you want to know lol
seriously, could that thing be any cuter?
ME. I WANT IT. I have a long distance boyfriend and it is sad.
Ooooh…I have been lusting after the Form 2 for awhile — but my most recent semi-expensive fun toy purchase was a really nice strap-on set (which I am pretty excited about — not to mention the excitement of a couple of gentleman callers I will be strapping it on for…) so I have not yet been able to justify another $100+ toy purchase. But winning one from you would solve that sad little problem (plus, the fact that I won it from you would make all future orgasms that resulted from it _that_ much sweeter, I’m sure). ((Unless that sounded creepy, in which case, forget I said that last bit.)) In conclusion — bunny ears for my clit, yes please!
I think it’s important that I win this. Which I will not use on my calf pain. But may use on, say, forearm pain.
Woah woah woah WOAH.
1) By, on, or near children? At first I was all “who masturbates near children???” But then I realized the first two words were WAY worse. Like, hello jail time! “You know you’re not fit to parent when …”
2) What’s the difference between an invalid and a disabled person? I’ve always kind of thought they were the same? Is that racist?
3) Now I’m just uncomfortable. But you know what could really make me relax? …
Your comment sums up all of my thoughts exactly.
Also, Dictionary.com tells me that a disabled person is someone who is “crippled, injured, or incapacitated,” but that an invalid is someone who is “too sick or weak to care for himself or herself.”
So maybe disabled people can still masturbate themselves but invalids need to have someone do it for them? Just not with the Form 2?
(Join me in hell, won’t you?)
Bunny ears in my vagina!!!!!!!!!! Pick me just so I can sometimes yell I HAVE BUNNY EARS IN MY VAGINA. Also because I only own ONE vibrator. I would like nothing more than to double my collection with the ears of a cute animal.
Oh pink bunny friend. . . come and live with me!
It’s so cute–I’d have to display it on a shelf somewhere– instead of, you know, hiding it in my underwear drawer…
I read this post and almost spit water on my computer screen at work because I was trying to not laugh. Whoops
Every time I head over here I know I’m going to get some awesome vagina advice. You once again delivered. Thanks!
My vagina would love you forever if I won!
Hoppy Orgasms!
Dude, I want, I need… boyfriend just left for Afghanistan for a year and you, Nicole, could be the catalyst for me behaving. Ok, not you personally, but kind of? If I won? and got the bunny? : )
Alright, I’m a long time reader but first time commenter. Obviously if I were going to start commenting, this would be the post to comment on. I think you should pick me because I’d write a post about how awesome the bunny ears are and I’m pretty sure it would involve a lot of caps.
My vagina is angry that you have the opportunity to give other vaginas three thousand dollar vibrators…maybe angry is the wrong word though…it’s green. With envy…not the color green. Ew.
i can’t decide if those bunnies are ACTUALLY high-fiving or about to battle to the death.
It looks amazing!! I so want to try it.
want want want want.
Down the rabbit hole we go – bunny ears in hand!
Oh sweet bunny ears, I definitely need those. I’ve broken my old vibrator and can’t afford a new one. Soon I’ll have to start masturbating au naturel.
Dayum! How many bitches want a free vibrator?! This competition is going to be STIFF!
Ok fine, I promise not to masturbate away my calf pain. Yeesh.
It DOES look like Hoops! And I totally need one of those. And I promise I would try very hard not to use it on my roller derby sore spots. Also, coolest tour opportunity ever! I’m so envious!
Well, damn. I clicked over from Knucklehead’s place (because I saw “vagina” in the title, natch) and not only do I get to read a very funny and sexy bit of writing (not an easy combo to pull off, excuse the expression) I also get a chance to win a vibrator that resembles a bunny so that MY WIFE can enjoy herself while I feel no guilt about leaving her to her own devices (again, excuse the expression) during football season. This might just be the best day ever, even if I don’t win (which I probably won’t, but I can always buy one, so it’s still fantasmagorical and stuff.)
Count me in!
If someone made a vibrator shaped like my ears, I think it would actually be pretty cool.
I can’t wait to try the bunny vibrator. The $3 thousand one looks soulless to me.
JimmyJane makes AMAZING vibrators. Best investment I ever made. I like this small one…pretty convenient. I want one! BTW, just found your blog by way of Stript SF’s site…love it. You are awesome.
While I’m very much a bunny fan, I’m wonderin’ if you got something along the “hare” line…..ya know something that goes hand-in-hand…(wait…..well, yeah) with the “bunny”. If not, I’ll still take the free bunny!
I used to have 2 rules: no animals and no enima’s, but with the form 2 and its cute bunny ears. I guess i am down to 1 rule.
Wow!!!! That looks incredible. What earth moving joy!!!! Is it too late to be in it to win it? xxx
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