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From the monthly archives:
When I first got the email, I thought it was maybe some kind of joke. So I read it again and apparently no, it wasn’t a joke and the crazy people at Intel actually were inviting me to attend their Youth Rock Stars Summit at the Intel Headquarters and I was going to get put [...]
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This is probably a little redundant at this point, but I drink a lot of wine. Specifically, I drink a lot of Two Buck Chuck from Trader Joe’s, which isn’t necessarily relevant but might be something you should write down just in case you’re ever faced with needing to buy me a present and you’re [...]
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So a while ago I started doing this thing on Twitter called #FuckingFunnyFriday that’s less of an actual thing and more of just a super selfish way to get people to link me to funny shit, but it’s overwhelmingly awesome and I now have a collection of the funniest links ever ever and I always [...]
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When I first moved into this apartment, I noticed that 1. there’s a trash chute in the hallway and that 2. the opening for the trash chute isn’t actually big enough to put a single fucking trash bag through. Which is when the baby thing came up. The realization that while living in this apartment, [...]
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So I came to this realization recently, and it’s less about grammar and more about arousal, but perhaps the most awkwardly horrible time to make a typo is while dirty texting. Because I mean, it’s all hot and sexy until somebody wants you to do something to their hard coke. Or you’re so turned on [...]
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