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From the monthly archives:
We get in the car, my mother and I, all set for the 7 hour drive from San Diego to Phoenix. My iPhone is plugged in, ready to play the audiobook I downloaded, when my mother looks at me and goes, “Yeah, no. We need to plug Nigel in.” And I’m all, “What do you [...]
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Kerri & I are lucky enough to be Gap Brand Enthusiasts. Last night, they treated us to dinner at The Ivy and let us host a party in which everyone got FREE JEANS. This is what happened: that one time we got free jeans. from wishcake on Vimeo. Also? Because Gap and Brand About Town [...]
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So I’m moving out of my apartment in two days. Which, obviously, means someone else is moving in. But really? I fucking wish it were that simple, me moving out and them moving in, like ships passing in the night. Instead, it has gone something like this: It’s 1:45pm. My phone rings. I’m napping. I [...]
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I’ve been thinking a lot about my life lately, about the place where small details blur into big picture and wondering what, in the end, I most want to be remembered for. I bring this up in conversation one night, shyly, and tell him that I want to be known as someone who makes other [...]
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So here’s the thing: insomnia fucking sucks. If you don’t know what it’s like to go through prolonged periods of sleeplessness, all I can really do is repeat my previous statement. INSOMNIA FUCKING SUCKS. It’s not really the not sleeping part, it’s the part where I’m expected to be a normal, high-functioning human being the [...]
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